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17 Invigorating Tumblr Posts That'll Just Speak To You

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    Text - rishtaywaliaunty it takes me 3-7 business days to process my feelings #maybe more 44,969 notes
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    Tumblr post that reads, "If you're having a bad day, remember that in 16th century Baltic Germans dressed like this" above a pic of Baltic Germans dressed in strange tent-like clothes
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    Food - vthevegan aliwav listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again hellabitcoins smh they leave the strawberry tops on. might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on ilovesmoothjazz1998 hellabitcoins u can eat strawberry tops. & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u. The turntables hellabitcoins n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cau
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    Text - wizardjpeg oh i am so genius wizardjpeg instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich 148,364 notes
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    Text - soupery Follow S fridjitzu closetskeleton666 Shoutout to people who can't stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can't do or say anything about it because that's "rude" and "ruining everyone's good time" gillandy well maybe a shoutout's not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment Source: closetskeleton666 310,138 notes
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    Text - itsvondell-deactivated20180104 you can take one man's trash to another man's treasure but you can't make it drink runtime-errOr Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor. My personal favorite is "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it." chromalogue I'm rather fond of "It's not rocket surgery" and "not the sharpest egg in the attic," but my all-time favourite is, "...until the cows freeze over." bowtochris You've opened this can of worms, now lie in it, phụcklacter
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    Text - thecommonchick me: i'm never talking to him again, this is the last straw him: hey me: Source: thecommonchick.com
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    Tumblr post joking about graffiti predicting arrival of cat
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    Text - bisexualgambit Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression NapTM? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket! scientia-rex Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by this post 203,646 notes
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    Wildlife - brokendildo Italian O thegreenwolf. sisterofthewolves: Red wolves (canis rufus) source There is a lot of stuff going on in this image. Source: sisterofthewol.. #aww
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    Text - wizardtwins i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like hey. we heard you made more blood. can you. can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob hexmaniacmareen You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish Source: wizardtw
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    Comics - sociallychallengednerd why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? I you up man Cause those things will teacherbach unabletofindname GOK! Source: sociallychallengednerd
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    Text - pureslime Science · Earlier today Dwarf planet known as The Goblin discovered on the edge of the solar system 12K people Tweeting about this one giant leap for goblinkind karnalesbian what the fuck does 'known as the goblin' mean in the context of 'discovered' here. did they just ask the next planet over what it's called and the resident aliens were like 'no idea dude he's pretty quiet so we don't know but we just call him The Goblin and it's cool' Source: pureslime
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    Text - tittily: my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper 'i can't handle the responsibility of being spiderman'
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    Text - vampireapologist college professor just said “you're probably too young to even remember this" and brought up something that happened in 2011 light-em-up-benzedrine Better than my professer that said we'd “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons" then showed us a cartoon from 1935... aluminumapples New immortal vs. old immortal
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    Text - officialunitedstates wife is pregnant, due any day suddenly the contractions start "CAN'T, WON'T, I'M, HAVEN'T, DON'T, ISN'T" she says mememic-bry "doc, it appears the contractions are worsening," the nurse says. in between breaths, the wife gasps and screeches, "Y'ALL'D'VE" Source: officialunitedstates 69,659 notes
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    pun about person riding bike in sushi costume and the song Ridin' by Chamillionaire
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