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35 Bizarre News Headlines You Wouldn't Believe Are Actually True

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    headline - Text - Cows lose their jobs as milk prices drop This unlikely combination of going to be in the dairy be forces has hit Foster's milking ness" parlor and other dairy operators with a vengeance. After soaring Economists are concernec in 2007 and remaining high in much of 2008 milk prices paid to farmers have collapsed and are benefit from somewhat low expected to remain dismal, even prices at the supermarket, as feed and fucl stay fairly costly. drop in the value of milk ps Some dairy
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    headline - Text - GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days man
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    headline - Text - Michael J. Fox shakes off the comedy dust Familyriendly un Surprise success Comedian's new show proving the critics ong as it gets picked for syndication Co-eator Sam Layboume cedits the shows amily friendness Ror its success My favourie tweet ever ve seen about the show is Watching with my family We were cracking up bke maniacs Laybourne says Family comedy makes a comeback, it seems aiNow halay the seasce Michael early doueers go back to work full time? The prise sac chael Fox
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    headline - Text - Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling "golden tickets to heaven" to hundreds of people They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven-simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you are in. Tito Watts said in his police statement "I do n
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    headline - Text - Male nipples can keep babies calm A NEW report on fatherhood claimed today that the male nipple is just as good at soothing a fretful infant as a female one. UK charity Fathers Direct examined the Aka Pygmies in northern Congo and found that fathers often step in to suckle their babies. Aka fathers are at their child's side around 47 per cent of the time, while British men carry out a third of childcare duties.
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    headline - Font - SOURCE ESR AP Missippi's literacy program shows improvement and his late wife, Sally, put up The Associated Press
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    headline - Newspaper - NTONEWS fomily FormerNT WI to sefootballer this paart Wiggesmurderedneckdace DEAS PORTWn WEDDING DRAMA Best Man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo ,and wait until you hear where it came from INSIDE FULL STORY P
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    headline - Text - Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs bugs By Wayne Hansen Redwood Co. Extension Educator Anthracnose continues to d velop on many green ash, oaka "I've got these bugs that look maple trees. Small spots a like ants with wings flying blotches are the typical sympto around my house. What are they and are often accompanied and how do I get rid of them?" defoliation. NOTE: Do not co 1 1WL
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    headline - Text - Students Cook & Serve Grandparents On Thursday, September 9, Gorman School hosted the first annual Grandparent's Day All Grandparents were invited to a school wide pancake breakfast. Upper grade students served as excellent chefs, as well as taking respon- sihility for serving the food and the clean up after-
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    headline - Newspaper - Trader The G ww.py.io.ak NO WORKSOP Wednescey 1m Octo 2007 YOUR HORAX LOCAL PAPER Insert Headline Blakes OMOPSl Ma OMD QUALITY
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    headline - Text - through crack Cops see in man's hemorrhoid tale Py WALT GOGOLYA Press Stalf prison in December. He report edly told police he primarily serves as a middleman and sets up meetings between dealers Police continued to search the suspect's buttocks MIDDLETOWN A city man and reportedly pulled out a clear plastic baggie con- has been slapped with drug charges after local police found talning a rock-like substance, which later tested posi-and buyers. Turner told police $80 worth of cr
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    headline - Font - Hospitals resort to hiring doctors PHYSICIAN SHORTAGE PROMPTING MOVE, ADMINISTRATORS SAY
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    headline - Macaque - New mothers 'forced back to work by money worries' COE E MARE NEARLY abeing ty lev Ab mey wk helone the mds e ev office aher wages and Clare Franci ket.com which said adjusting hard enough for She added seeing a fall them giving up leave can heap lies when they One in tee of the 315 by the wehe their leave ae Justine Robe CEO allkind Then se-up. The primates are so used to
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    headline - Newspaper - THE DGE Agr a s te vw Ce Salg poses for a photograph to unch Vavoinomie a nhouned anline tahion to imngs bring nants nds to ihs Wemagd China Ferrari sex orgy death crash by TARIQ TAHIIR ASENIOR official's son died after another instance of excess and reck- lessness among the country's power positine, a move that analysts say ended his anbitons for a post in the upper ranks of the top leadership Ha as China's n pes The shuffie was epored leader-in-waiting Xi and aow hing hi
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    headline - Text - Killed by He was alsc The squa Regiment g home and mix of and iron ta eve of a to He then ambulance rushed to Hospital, L ing medic wanted But he st massive damage later died condom accidentally MAN killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sex stunt. An inquest heard Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber beside empty cans of laughing Pal Michael Young told the coroner at Eastbourne Magistrates Court that Ashbro
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    headline - Font - Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons Store Owner Arrested Previously Or B Barber Warld Saff We Ca July 2ndercever nar CUCE St serred a war
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    headline - Text - TETS Midget sues grocer, cites belittling remarks ODE NEWS 32 SY DAYID SAPSTED English said that when be started werk at the supermarket in August A Geonager just4 feet, 4 inches 3000, be ws treated well by Laurs tall bogan legnl action Monday Pattenon, the former manager. She because the scrpermaricet where be ways gt someone taler to work Morked made him stack high with him when he was stacking ahelves But he claimed that the Scott English aaid be had to atmespheri and his wo
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    headline - Pomeranian - plan, familiar with the ering the se See CABRERA, page 181 CABRERA Violent sex offender captured A violent sex offender who escape- from a San Mateo County mental healthe
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    headline - Newspaper - DAILY NEWS RULING RELEASES SEX OFFENDERS A great day for kids But approaching storm moves fireworks show Kids Night to Saturday
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    headline - Text - Study shows elderly improve vision if they turn on the lights NEW YORK (AP)-Some older people who seek medical help for diminished vision might achieve distinct benefit by shedding some light literally on thee problem. A group of researchers at St. Bartholomew's Hospital in London checked the lighting in the homes of 63 people with an average age of 76 who were patients at the hospital's low-vision clinic. Among the things they discovered was that the average lighting in the ho
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    headline - Newspaper - Mukilteo Beacon t Your Hometown Newspaper E be14 21 WA MIr Man jumps off ferry Authorities: No body recovered #S STL T whe Wsingh te Pat swit nrih fnm te ferry whle wascros Mak to Ci A esoductod it tie the san t he s ef the forry sbeat fx ndn fr atarted to eim teck Acoing pd by Mki the ncaln when Linm, ege 2, weveseby t Daddy her eni n's e USS hrugh the fog on its wity te the Pacc t week a er, Ovis Bwnen of Mki w depleyed on Dec. 7 Lioer's slter 4-eraM Cor, wa sba there Mi
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    headline - Font - Lawyers back despite use of bug spray By Winda Benedetti Staff writer COEUR d'ALENE The yellow jackets were gone and the pesticide smell was fading but the headaches
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    headline - Text - Black, Miss Sunflower. Show On MISS KANSAS OUTSTANDING TEEN Definitely doable Miss K By Jennifer Stultz jstultz@pratttribune.com Kanss Amelia Benjamin, 2018 Miss Kansas Out- standing Teen, knows how to get things done. Mi
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    headline - Font - Porn star sues over rear-end collision HILLSVILLE, Va. (AP) Adult film actress Teri Weigel awarded $500,000 was
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    headline - Hair - SPORTS ASAN Student excited dad got head job
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    headline - Text - Cow urine makes for juicy lemons Dy R. Sittamparam podures thee ber yhis emiculre wih2 arhwn received from abos d CAP vernire rise have eledafarmerrar eding facility KULAEarors and c Be placed them in open pirtments bto se v here gr er and wo-hetare pt thewihs and cpost ade o antalion where be pri u g of eart ss per h that be es a er T Kaniapp 57 who d arest ing-p a sd em his ac onclard, thatare br than ockry 1,00 theree mh Tokep pst ay, es spey of a mure of c maping frt The or
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    headline - Text - Brazilian Pastor Picar ers th would penis Arrested For "sacre Convincing pastor nis w that Followers secra vine Spiri Crim His Penis One Contained lowe vince coule lives HOLY MILK! mou he w deci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evan-
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    headline - Publication - Yerd Prn 4$15 TAX Make this Holiday Seso even more specia with a new tradiion ww ARIB BEAN NATIONAL WEEKL TIONALWEE NEWSPA P oELY CIRCULATED CARIBBEAN AMER First Black woman ever! Ya ATK Alia Atkinson makes history However in the finals the determined Atkinson came from behind to turn the tables on Meilutyte in the final meters of the race. The Netherlands' Moniek Nijhuis won the bronze medal coming third in an overall time of.1:04.52 Jamaican swimmer, and South Florida
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    headline - Newspaper - eople chasing the Coast's top job P20-23 Sunshine Coast Daily OLENT HOME GIRL, 5,RUN OVER VACE ANZAC DAY NVASION SERVICES STORIES PACE 14, 15, WEEKEND PEDOPHILE ON OUR STREETS Residents furious that dchild sex ofiender released into their back yard Having a whale of a time KEN MILLS TOYOTA TAKE A TEST DRIVE for your chance to win PRODUCT EXPO& 4WD DAY the $50,000 Road Code! TODAY ONLY www.enmititownts nem thydore S41 62
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    headline - Text - dispose of the iron has been handed over to the Kandy police The hospital employees who tried to sell the iron have gone into hiding and are wanted by the police for questioning Police are continuing inquiries sion gram has ated. has b ment educa of s place A p by th sion ect w hand Educ schoo Drunk drivers fail blow job test By J.A.L.Jayasinghe Kandy Chief Magistrate, Thusara Setunga imposed fines to- aling Rs. 79,000 on 29 drivers found drunk driving' and plea- ded guilty to
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    headline - Text - The Back Page State population to double by 2040; babies to blame TOM PHILP Clatchy News Service SACRAMENTO-In their first tempt at projecting California opulation in the year 2040, offi Enls Tuesday unveiled a future ate with twice as many people Area Counties Northern San Joaquin Valley Counties with their 1990 Sopulations and projections
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    headline - Text - SOUTH HAVEN City unsure why the sewer smells Stickland scid he will discuss the strategy of puting a roo-toxie smoke into the scwero detect the SOUTH HAVEN The testspath of the offensive gas eminat ave been inconclusive in trying ing rom basement drairs. Someboly is putting some ous odor tht has aecn detected in thing into the seaer tt is c@ everal downtown South loven ing the oder, Stickland said in intervicw atecr the council mcct By KRISTIN HAY A.P Cerrospodant o locate the
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    headline - Vehicle - POLICE LOG Police arrest everyone on February 22nd The following is a par tial list of the Norton Police Department's potice log Sunday, Feb. 18 36m- ofmeer teported checking out 9 foot on POLICE
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    headline - Newspaper - GIRLS' STATE GOLF CHAMPIONSHIPS Freshman Talley makes best of her 2 soggy holes Gil gesonCounty s Stacey Schepers Ownor Catholc or NA ard KENTUCKY GIRLS STATE GOLF TOURNAMENT By lody Denling dembigcouier joual.com The Courier-lournal 95 ADDy Ruberg sohop brsart rry Co Central9 Morin Bucer S ary 302den Alyssa Thompson Acton Pulacki County usoe County9 yon ey snec Pkele97 0central 9Ae 95%0 Individual leaders BOWLING GREEN, Ky A 3bour weather delay toughened the course condi-
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    headline - Magazine - NEWYORK POST LATE CITY FINAL NDAY AUNE 13,2015/ SUNDAY www.nypost.com $1.25 r WORLD CUP SHOCKER USA WINS 1-1 ELFA Greatest tie against the British since Bunker Hill PAGE 7 AND SPORTS
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