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This Gal Live Tweeted Her First Time Watching Star Wars and Got a Lot of Things Wrong

We can't be expected to know or have seen everything. There are some people who, for some reason, didn't watch an iconic movie when it came out, and are therefore clueless about it. But that's okay! I don't judge you if you haven't seen Star Wars or Harry Potter. You'd just better catch up pretty quick (look at some Star Wars memes to refresh your memory). Wouldn't want you to be as behind as this girl (I mean, she got some things right so brownie points for that). #longlivespacevoldemort. Warning: her potty mouth is worse than R2D2's. 

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    Episode IV:

    twitter post from person watching star wars first time So my mom lent us her Star Wars dvds. She did that because she learned my biggest secret. I've never seen Star Wars 5:50 PM - 25 Dec 2015 3 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey I just never got around to it! And I caught snippets of Phantom Menace when it came out, and I was like, "not for me". So never caught up 5:52 PM - 25 Dec 2015 1 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey This intro song is SOOOOO
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time THE DOOR TO THE REBEL SHIP IS BLOWING UP THIS IS AWESOME Who are these dope ass white-robot soldiers w the red lasers? #starswars Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey @gaileyfrey y'all they are mediocre shots
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time SPACE VOLDEMORT IS HERE His cape is the fkn business idgaf what y'all think. Assuming he's a good guy #starswars 5:59 PM-25 Dec 2015 21 32 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Space voldemort = mufasa, I can hear it and IMDB verified it and I am thus CERTAIN he is the hero
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Gold robot man says "fuck this desert shit," space trash can says "nope, desert is where the ladies are at #starswars 6:03 PM - 25 Dec 2015 구 19 29 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Little trash can robot DGAF, love it Go with him gold robot, he can probably score you some ladies with that chill blue hat #starswars 6:01 PM-25 Dec 2015 7 8 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Oh nooooo0 space tr
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time The canyon demons have the space trash can, are they gonna sacrifice him to Space Voldemort? #starswars 6:07 PM - 25 Dec 2015 3 3 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey ...do these canyon demons just go around kidnapping lost robots? That seems like a shitty business model. #wastedmba #starswars 6:10 PM -25 Dec 2015 11 22 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey "I have no need for a protocol droid" my new put down for randos in bars
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Ok is Luke this fucking whiny the whole movie? I am already rooting for Space Voldemort to fuck him up as MUCH AS POSSIBLE #starswars 6:12 PM-25 Dec 2015 t11 21 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey IT'S OVER WE DID IT GUYS should... should I do the second one?
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    The best of her experience with Episode V:

    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Cookies procured. Wine refilled. Here we go: #starswars 2! Epleod V THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK VIZIO Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Uh oh, looks like Luke will have to do a sit up to escape the Space Yeti. Too bad we already know of his allergy to hard work. #starswars 8:36 PM -25 Dec 2015 17 t 6 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Awww Luke, are you a lil chilly out there? Does it remind you of how you were gon
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Who is this turtle in a hoodie who is trying to boss Space Voldemort around #starswars 9:28 PM - 25 Dec 2015 t 15 42 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Yo fuck hoodie turtle, Space Voldemort does whatever the Cape requires of him #starswars 9:28 PM-25 Dec 2015 6 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey If one of you is "Emporer Hoodie Turtle" &the other is "Lord Space Voldemort" Emporer vs Lord, who is more powerful
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time A Jedi never uses the force to attack ...remember in the last movie when Ben Kenobi chopped off some dudes arm? #starswars 9:41 PM - 25 Dec 2015 5 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Luke is going to face whatever is in the forest thing &Yoda looks nervous GUYS IS HE GONNA DIE IN THERE SAY YES #starswars 9:42 PM -25 Dec 2015 5 1 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Or at least is he gonna emerge as less of a whiny twat
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time LANDO KARDASHIAN This dude is smooth af, Leia, definitely get with him over Space Indiana Jones #starswars 10:05 PM -25 Dec 2015 25 18 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Lando Kardashian also has an amazing cape btw. BENEFITS OF THE EMPIRE #starswars 10:15 PM - 25 Dec 2015 10 t4 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Boba Tea is here! Is he Australian? He sounds Australian. #starswars 10
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Luke v Space Voldemort!! GUYS SURELY THE MORE EXPERIENCED SWORDSMAN WILL PREVAIL #starswars 10:25 PM-25 Dec 2015 7 13 1 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey GO SPACE VOLDEMORT GO TEAM CAPE #starswars 10:27 PM -25 Dec 2015 5 1 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey NO SPACE VOLDEMORT JUST FELL OFF A RIDICULOUS PARAPET HE'LL BE OK RIGHT GUYS RIGHT #starswars 10:28 PM-25 Dec 2015 4 Burr Shot First Follow
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    The highlights from Episode VI

    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Follow Okay so apparently they are just building another Death Star Dedication! #StarsWars 3:33 PM-26 Dec 2015 1 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey Space Voldemort is back and MORE GLAM THAN EVER #teamcape #StarsWars 3:35 PM -26 Dec 2015 3 3 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey "I'm here to put you back on schedule" Space Voldemort, Efficiency Consultant #StarsWars 3:35 PM - 26 Dec 2015 22 t14 Burr Shot First Follow
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    twitter post from person watching star wars first time "Master Yoda, you can't die! I still have so many different ways to disappoint you!" #starswars 4:13 PM -26 Dec 2015 17 t3 9 Burr Shot First Follow @gaileyfrey "Luke, your dad used to be aight, then he turned into a dope cape master. So technically, I told the truth when I said he died." #starswars 4:22 PM-26 Dec 2015 7 Burr Shot First @gaileyfrey Follow "I can't kill my own father!" Luke, you literally can't do
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    In closing:

    twitter post from person watching star wars first time Now that I've seen the first/middle three Star Wars movies, my reflections: Leia should have joined the dark side, end of.
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