18 Funny Tweets That'll Definitely Improve Your Mood

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    post of a costume of a dog standing on top of cans
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    post of a pumpkin that's carved with a tiny smile
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    Text - Brett Ryland @brettryland Trying to figure out what to wear tonight. I have it narrowed down to: the same exact outfit I wear every time I go out or canceling
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    Text - GoaT FacE Endhoos [God creating a turkey] God: Make it like a shitty brown peacock... Animal technician: Anything else? God: Hang a nut-sack on it's face lol RETWEETS LIKES 1,165 2,096 7:21 AM-1 Jun 2015
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    post about a therapy session that results in clothes being take off
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    Text - F, Marry, Abraham @NeverOnBrand I once heard Ska described as "what plays in a 13-year-old kid's head when he gets extra mozzarella sticks" and nothing in this world is more accurate.
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    Text - i say "fight me" a lot for a girl who is 5"3' and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy
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    Text - Sniper Barbie @LadyRed_6 Parenting hack: When punishing your kids, don't take away their electronics. Take away their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies. 10:22 AM Sep 10, 2018 401 Retweets 1.9K Likes
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    Text - me: wow i wonder why i have such a bad headache??? my body: you haven't had plainwater in over 36 hours, your sleep schedule is nonexistent, you barely eat a meal a day me: *sipping my iced coffee* interesting
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    tweet about what "all you can eat" actually means
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    post about "ten little monkeys" but with a modern take
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    post about why vibrators wrong according to the bible
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    tweet about Jesus coming from bread
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    tweet about being miserable on a diet
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    post about not knowing everything by your "second" rodeo
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    tweet between a father and son about slang words that were not understood properly
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    post about ham that is kept inside a mans pants
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    tweet about a girl who walked into a boys bathroom and got scared


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