Puns

It Doesn't Matter How Far in the Future We Go, We Won't Ever Let a Chance for a Punny Joke Go Past

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    Carrot - I DONT WEAR PANTS AND I DONT CARROT ALL
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    Product - 18% oo Sprint LTE 5:02 PM Dylan Details Messages Yeah, I wasn't able to make reservations at the library. They're... Don't say it completely booked. Delivered iMessage
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    Motor vehicle - IF ATTACKED BY A MOB OF CLOWNS GO FOR THE JUGGLER
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    Photo caption - YOU KNOW WHY HUNTING ME WOULD BE A BAD IDEA? CAUSE IT'S ILL-EAGLE!!
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    Text - iPod 7:44 PM a Search My Life with Two Penises Man With 2 Penises Tells All In New Memoir www.huffingtonpost.com Like Comment Share rez and 443 others like this. I saw this guy....but I didn't like his attitude he was a little 2 cocky... 3 hours ago Edited Unlike 82 Reply Post Write a comment...
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    Face - MORRIS-LESS.COm MURAL STREEP
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    Dog - IRISH SETTER TRENDSETTER
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    Text - meanplastic pure-hearts-stumble: when you see someone cute in a bakery Marina Diamandis @Marin... 11/25/14 I hope our paths will croissant again 10.4K 9,324 Source: pure-hearts-stumble 47,337 notes
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    Sky - DESPIC- HAY-BALE ME
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    Transport - Whoever let this sit out and rust over probably hada crazy reasonfor doing i You know aloco motive..
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    Drawing - The Abbomenable Snowman
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    Font - Operator:911 What's your emergency? Responder: My wifes going into laborI don't know what to do. Operator: Is this her first born? Responder: No ths is her husband.
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    Face - Dad asks me, have you heard about the new movie constipation I was all like, what? No. And he said, it never came out.
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    Furniture - THIS IS MY STEP LADDER I NEVER KNEW MY REAL LADDER
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    Wood - QWArter PouNder

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