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Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week (November 7th, 2018)

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    Text - SpacedMom Follow @copymama On a scale of one-to-seeing-your-husband- napping, how annoyed are you? 5:54 PM - 5 Nov 2018 299 Retweets 1,170 Likes
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    Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie How people watch movies when they're: DATING *hold hands* ENGAGED *cuddle* MARRIED *one person turns the volume up while I choke on a piece of popcorn* 4:12 PM - 3 Nov 2018 454 Retweets 1,922 Likes
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    Text - Abe Yospe Follow @Cheeseboy22 My wife signed us up for a couples yoga class but unfortunately it was during the exact same time as the couples pizza eating class I signed us up for. 6:40 PM -5 Nov 2018 49 Retweets 241 Likes
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    Photography - Ms. E Follow @Highoff_Erie Today a stranger took a picture of my boyfriend dropping off breakfast to me at work, then came back to my job to give me the photo. 2:01 PM 27 Oct 2018 15,103 Retweets 59,399 Likes
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    Text - Dad and Buried Follow @DadandBuried Told my wife I feel like I'm getting sick and she immediately started filibustering about how she never feels great but she powers through and gets everything done so if I'm anything short of dead tomorrow I'm totally screwed 8:18 PM - 2 Nov 2018 189 Retweets 1,451 Likes
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    Text - "Bare Minimum Parenting" is out... Follow @XplodingUnicorn Wife: I just want a bar where it's not very loud and the drinks are cheap and there aren't any other people Me: So you want to drink at home? Wife: That sounds perfect. 4:17 PM - 2 Nov 2018 1,191 Retweets 12,249 Likes
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    Text - jo diggity Follow @WhaJoTalkinBout [morning after date with a dentist] him: so about last night me: yeah ) him: you sure you didn't fake it? me: I promise I flossed babe :/ 1:11 PM - 5 Nov 2018 37 Retweets 240 Likes
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    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooooog35 9: I learned a joke at school. Me: Ok let's hear it. 9: What goes in stiff but comes out soft? Ме: 9: Mе: 9: Me: Is it a Wife [running in from other room]: SPAGHETTI IT'S SPAGHETTI 3:08 PM - 5 Nov 2018 944 Retweets 3,601 Likes
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    Text - 2wo6ix Follow @blitz2six Relationship status: The other side of my bed never has to be made. 9:32 AM - 5 Nov 2018 20 Retweets 56 Likes
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    Text - Chad Read Follow @squirrel74wkgn [on honeymoon in Hawaii] Me: This is the best [15 years and 2 kids later] Me (sitting on the toilet with peace and quiet): This is the best 4:47 PM-1 Nov 2018 316 Retweets 1,124 Likes
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    Text - mark Follow @TheCatWhisprer Tried to get my wife more into football but all she took from it was the idea to throw penalty flags at me. Just got 15 yards for using the wrong hand towel. 5:43 AM 3 Nov 2018 29 Retweets 170 Likes
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    Text - Tracie Tom Follow @tracietom If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture. 4:56 PM -21 Oct 2018 CC 342 Retweets 1,161 Likes
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    Text - Dorky Romano Follow @SuperApple80 I'm Still Mad At You: A guide to marriage 5:05 AM -6 Nov 2018 61 Retweets 163 Likes
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    Text - Chad Read Follow @squirrel74wkgn Marriage...because I love getting yelled at for leaving a light on and for turning a light off 8:37 AM -4 Nov 2018 263 Retweets 675 Likes
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