Triggered Oregonians Rage Hard On Facebook Post About Them Having To Pump Their Own Gas

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mattstaff
Nov 24, 2018 1:00 PM EST

Let us NEVER forget this unbelievably entitled, outright impressively lazy throwback. This just goes to show that people will idealistically defend the living hell out of ANYTHING. 

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    Machine - Phone 12:02 PM 73% Cancel Comments NEWS KTVL CBS 10 News, Medford December 29, 2017 at 11:30pm 10 YOUR CONNECTION PUMP YOUR OWN GAS Starting January 1st Oregonians can begin pumping their own gas in rural counties. MORE: http://bit.ly/2InpGYP Do you think Oregon should allow self-serve gas stations statewide? Yes No 87 0588 050 TOTAL ALE LSALE 0202 0175 SACON UNLEADED CONTAINS 10% GASOLINE ETHANCL Like Comment Share
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    Text - 73% Phone 12:03 PM Cancel Comments I've lived in this state all my life and I REFUSE to pump my own gas. I had to do it once in California while visiting my brother and almost died doing it. This a service only qualified people should perform. I will literally park at the pump and wait until someone pumps my gas. 3.9K can't even Like Reply More on Sat replied 719 replies No! Disabled, seniors, people with young children in the car need help. Not to mention getting out of your car with tra
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    Text - @ 73% Phone 12:03 PM Cancel Comments Not a good idea, there are lots of reason to have an attendant helping, one is they need a job too. Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don't want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes. I agree Very bad idea 351 Like Reply More on Sat Hahahahaha you're joking right? "Not capable of knowing how to pump gas" are you insane? How did they pass drivers tests
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    Text - Yuck! Pumping my on fuel in freezing temperatures and handling a nasty ole fuel nozzle that 50 other people have touched that day (and who knows what cooties are on there), no thank you. It's nice to not have to pump your own fuel b452 Like Reply More on Fri
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    Text - 166 replies I don't even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian.. say NO THANKS! I don't want to smell like gasoline! D1.5K Like Reply More on Fri
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    Text - Apparently most people in Oregon assume that in order to pump gas you must first remove all people from the vehicle and stand in the open while thugs attack from all angles, all while being sprayed with gas O9 801 19 hrs Like Reply More
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    Text - Man. It's like those people in infomercials who can't perform menial tasks. "Do you have trouble pumping your own gas?" *guy grabs pump handle and sprays himself in the face* O 5K "Then do we have the state for YOU!" Like Reply More on Sat
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    Text - I'm in Colorado where we are forced to pump our own gas. Because I'm worried about my children being left in the car while I stand outside of it in my skirt, I just pay the transients to pump it for me. This way we're all safe and the transients are distracted from bothering those who are pumping their own gas D418 Like ReplyMore on Sun
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    Text - One time, my dad came to Oregon and pumped his own gas. The street immediately lit on fire and he caused massive recession countrywide because he took away 20 billion jobs by pumping his own gas. I was in the back seat when brother was nabbed through the locked door by a transient creeper who raised him to be his human ottoman. My dad then tried wiping his windshield but the stuff he used turned out to be sulfuric acid. The car exploded with me in it and I died. My dad lost 3 parenting po
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    Text - FEAR NOT OREGON!!!! I've decided to move to Oregon to open a school to teach people how to pump their own gas. Short term business you say? HA! I will simply branch out and offer classes on such complicated things as: 1. Tying your own shoes. 2. Dressing yourself. 3. Operating a self checkout machine. 4. Dial your own phone. 5. Mow your own lawn. 6. Split your own firewood. 7. How to feed yourself. 8. Make your own dinner. 9. Wash, dry and fold your own laundry. (Extra charge as these are
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