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17 Funny Things People Overheard In The Past Week

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    Text - JsE Denise Follow @dbirdsoprano Kids were sitting down around the dinner table. Overheard my 6 y/o tell his 8 y/o cousin, "I am going to grow a beard so long- past my balls." 1:50 PM - 22 Nov 2018 345 Retweets 6,704 Likes
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    Text - Kerry Follow @whatbabytalk Just overheard at the library: This is a place of learning. I don't understand why shoes are required!" 10:42 AM - 20 Nov 2018 255 Retweets 1,629 Likes
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    Text - ((Steve Krasnow))) Follow @SteveKrasnow Overheard in my house tonight: "Mommy, Daddy, can you call the dog? He's staring at me while I'm on the toilet!" 8:07 PM -23 Nov 2018 140 Retweets 1,300 Likes
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    Text - Desi Follow @DesiJed Overheard this convo at Trader Joe's and have never been happier to be unmarried. Wife: Salad? Husband: Let's do it! 20 Nov 2018 6:16 PM 90 Retweets 902 Likes
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    Text - Justin McElroy @j mcelroy Follow Overheard in the newsroom: "you actually don't want to come across as pro-otter" 11:55 AM - 21 Nov 2018 222 Retweets 1,703 Likes
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    Text - Carleigh Follow @carleighd_ Overheard on the elevator: "Did you have a good thanksgiving!?" "Yeah I managed to keep it keto!" 3:50 PM - 23 Nov 2018 from Augusta, GA 41 Retweets 754 Likes >
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    Text - french Follow @iamfrench Just overheard an elderly lady in Starbucks say "Enjoy yourself, be mellow!" ..and now I have a new life motto. 3:16 PM - 17 Nov 2018 183 Retweets 1,119 Likes
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    Text - megan stratton @meganstratton11 Follow Some 20-something year old boy I overheard on the subway: what do you think about gluten? Like, you think that shit's real, bruh? 10:59 PM - 21 Nov 2018 264 Retweets 1,517 Likes
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    Text - Georgia Mann Follow @MannGeorgia Just overheard my daughter say to her baby doll: 'Baby, I'm just having a gin, we've had a nice day so don't spoil it by crying'. WHAT HAVE I DONE?! 11:13 AM 18 Nov 2018 - 1,116 Retweets 7,263 Likes
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    Text - locahantas Follow @urfavshawtyy I forgot I overheard this girl saying she's not sure if she should pay her rent or go Black Friday shopping 7:00 PM-23 Nov 2018 171 Retweets 1,767 Likes
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    Text - Melissa Gallant Follow @MelGallantDC Overheard in DC: It's about the band Bohemian Rhapsody. You know, they sing that "We are the champions..." song at all the football games. JUST STOP. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. 6:13 PM - 23 Nov 2018 202 Retweets 1,612 Likes
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    Face - Daniel Zennon Follow @dzennon Just overheard someone say 'a rat is just an adult mouse' GIF 1:41 PM - 23 Nov 2018 416 Retweets 2,527 Likes
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    Dog - Sarah Simon Follow @sarahsimon99 overheard on the train: i always wanted my first kid to be a daughter so she would help raise my other kids 21 Nov 2018 2:20 PM 202 Retweets 1,547 Likes
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    Text - CarolB Follow @AllDayAPszn Overheard a kid in target to his mom "It's not $40 it's 39.99" 1:12 PM - 23 Nov 2018 Omi 315 Retweets 2,623 Likes
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    Text - Sarah Beckman Follow @SarahBeckman3 #overheard on the scanner: "Caller just said she overate, slept, but now she's awake and feels ok." #ThanksgivingDay2018 11:39 AM - 22 Nov 2018 60 Retweets 709 Likes
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    Text - A n drew Follow @andrewwhiteau just overheard my fave insult ever: "you're clearly an unhappy individual. i hope you have a long life" 1:13 AM - 17 Nov 2018 2,008 Retweets 8,416 Likes
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