12 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That Either Nailed It Or Completely Missed Their Mark

You miss every shot you don't take. We've got a nice spread of brash and occasionally smooth Tinderers trying their best to make something happen in a Wild West seemingly hellbent on teasing unrealistic expectations endlessly, by its very design. 

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    Text - Catherine YOU MATCHED WITH CATHERINE ON 8/10/18 do you go by Cat? you're purrfect because and i'm tryna see some Cat nip Sent
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    Text - Jillian 1 hour ago Hey, you're super attractive! It's not all about looks Jillian, I have a terrible personality. Fantastic! That's exactly what I'm looking for. | Aa GIF Hahahahaha I'm QWERTYU|OP A S D F G H JKL ZXCV BN M X 123 return space
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    Text - Alexia Today 4:55 PM Did you know by the year 2050 all gingers will be extinct? Therefore I extend an offer to help you repopulate your species. if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? I would gladly accept your offer Today 5:23 PM Snap? Type a message... GIF
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    Text - Alyssa YOU MATCHED WITH ALYSSA ON 3/7/18 Hey alyssa, what's your social security number? Lmao what? Today 9:31 PM Sorry,wrong person Sent L
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    Text - reonna YOU MATCHED WITH REQNNA ON 8/12/18 Will you peeonna me Sent Today 8:11 AM i've got to hand it to you, i've never heard that one before Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Dora YOU MATCHED WITH DORA ON 8/10/18 fuck swiper, i started swiping, i'm tryna explore your body and see if it's worth piping Sent Well that's a new one Send GIF
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    Text - Gaby YOU MATCHED WITH GABY ON 8/10/18 I have a mediocre size penis with slight emotional issues but I make pretty good Mac n cheese if your into that. Oh my lord I love Mac n cheese!! Well Mac n cheese and sex are my specialties but I prefer to smear the Mac on my body before we engage into sexual intercourse Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Mitch See when Mitch answers Turn on notifications so you know right away when he messages you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH MITCH ON 7/11/18 Can I help disappoint yo daddy?? Today 10:19 AM hes already disappointed Sent X
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    Text - Aaron YOU MATCHED WITH AARON ON 7/14/18 Sweet Nikke My love for you is unprecedented in nature. You are grace incarnate. Can your beauty be wrapped in a sieve? Nay, because you transcend nature's doings. Your ass can be thrown in not just a circle, but a rhombus, a cube, and a tesseract. This was a poem I wrote for you Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Nawar YOU MATCHED WITH NAWAR ON 4/28/18 Hey I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex w me? I'm not a creep or pervert. Just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the conversation is right haha. I will not judge or think your easy So yeah, excuse me if I came a cross as a little uncalibrated but I think ur attractive so what do you think :) hahha Type a message Send GIF L
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    Text - Diana YOU MATCHED WITH DIANA ON 2018-08-06 I have a McDonaIds near my house lets f k Monday 9:36 PM
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    Text - Кyle YOU MATCHED WITH KYLE ON 8/13/18 Are you a fan of honesty? Yesterday 9:06 PM Imfao who isn't? Yesterday 9:26 PM You look like the type of girl that could fit it all the way in Today 1:30 PM if you're talking about an entire dorito then you're correct Sent Type a message Send GIF
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