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Nick Offerman wants you to "stop pushing gross fruits and vegetables" on your kids and give them something that comes straight from Mother Earth, at least something that's grown on his very own Pizza Farm.
In this inspirational video, Offerman takes you on a tour of the fields of fish stick bushes as he digs up sloppy joes from the ground.
It's all a glorious testament to the amber waves of corn dogs for which our country is known.