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Guy Almost Gets Fired After Making Girl He Likes At Work Laugh Dangerously Hard

The manager made some serious assumptions on this one... Poor guy, it wasn't his fault for being funny. But I guess he did f*ck up because the girl could have died! 

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    Text - So there's this girl I like at work, and we're really good friends. We're having lunch and we're making those ironic depression meme jokes as most friends do. For some reason I (in my unknowingly-stupid way to get her laugh) got the idea to say "Well hey, you know what's just one letter away from sad? DAB!" and promptly did the deed. Also I have ability to cry on demand so I just stared stone-cold her and let two tears fall down. She finds it funny. Extremely funny. So funny she drops to
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    Text - And in the exact second, my manager randomly decides to come in and sees this big guy towering over this poor little girl on the floor. I only manage to cut off her impending rage by saying I think she's having a seizure and I'm calling 911. Fortunately, I was able to explain to her what happened after the ambulance came. Turns out she has asthma, and my joke caused a flare-up, and was waving her arms to try to tell me to get her inhaler. Whoops. TL;DR. Made I joke with a girl that ended
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    And there's the necessary, dark-humored joke to cap it all off.

    Text - Physical1337 3h At least she would've died happy
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