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Mom's Crazy Unreasonable List Of Demands For Babysitter Gets Internet Fired Up

She needs to seriously reassess her babysitter expectations if she ever wants to NOT have to look after her kid all the time. 

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    Text - looking for a babysitter in the area. PM me if you're interested here are my requirements! 1.) Have A Bachelors Degree in Childcare OR 9 years of relevant babysitting experience 2.) 3 Good References with Phone Numbers 3.) Full Time Availability inc. weekends 4.) Your Own Car and Driving License 5.) Native English Speaking and preferred second language to teach to my children 6.) CPR certified . Ideally a CNA license 7.) NO history of traffic tickets and NO problems with the law. (I will
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    Text - 9.) MUST be okay with my two pittbulls 10.) MUST be okay with emergency last minute calls 11.) Perfect Attendance 100% required 12.) Willing to pay for some snacks 13.) Will love to work with an infant, 3 yr old, and 5 yr old 14) Ideally will be a Trump fan In exchange, I will be offering $10/hr under the table cash. It's like making $15/hr normally but without paying tax
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    Text - MellyMalarkey* 1d As a professional nanny I would never seek out a job so unsettling from the very first. Parents make very specific requests for their children but they are often within the realm of reason that any person could empathize with considering the treatment of their own children. Considering three young children are involved $10 is a remarkable undervaluing of the efforts put into properly caring for any child. If you're really asking for $10 worth of effort split among each o
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    Text - poochypie00 ld 9 years experience is very specific!! Also, would be worried about someone who had the degree and/or experience but was still willing to graft for $10 an hour.
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    Text - Mettleramiel 1d What does she think the tattoo will do and why would it be a problem? I wonder, if she got the perfect candidate and she hired her and then found out three years later that she actually had "live, laugh, love" tattooed on her ankle, would she immediately fire her and demand all her wages back for falsly representing herself?
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    Text - eabmango 1d Ithought she meant SHE'D be willing to pay for the babysitters snacks. I was like well I guess that's nice, then I realized she meant the babysitters would be paying for snacks. Lovely.
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    Text - all4reddit 1d The kids will be 87, 90 and 92 by the time she gets an enquiry.
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    Text - turnup_for_what 1d No problems with the law but she's committing tax fraud. Ok then.
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    Text - DarkLordoftheS miths 1d "It's like making $15." No, it's not
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