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Bridezilla Gets Exposed On Reddit, Loses Her Sh*t, And Sends Out Exclusive Polygraph Party Invitation

If you are ever invited to a sh*tshow-in-the-making like this one, make sure to take all the videos and pictures. The performance from our bridezilla in question is top shelf crazy. 

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    Text - Hello Invitees! A VERY Important Update. Please read. It has come to my attention that someone went all the way down in this groups creation to screenshot the dress code requirements. The screenshot was taken wildly out of context and has gone semi viral on Facebook and Reddit. I have seen MY POST twice on my regular Facebook account. I could not be more crushed, betrayed, or saddened. I trust each and every one of you so intimately. Knowing someone went behind my back and made fun of me
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    Text - Therefore, I am announcing one of the most unique parties you will ever be invited to in your life (besides my actual wedding.) In honor of the snitch who sold me out, I will be hosting the first ever Polygraph Party at my house, this Saturday at 8:00PM. Bring your inner Sherlock Holmes because we will be hunting out the snitch who put me on blast. You think I'm kidding? I'm
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    Text - not. We just bought a real polygraph test for $99 on Amazon. After the testing is over and we find the rat who did this, we will all celebrate with drinks and appetizers. If you can't make it to the Polygraph Party, you will be presumed guilty unless you can provide a valid excuse. We can make this party a unique and good one that will be told for years to come. I promise, as long as you're innocent, you have nothing to worry about
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    Text - I highly suggest whoever did this just tell me. I won't retaliate, I will simply cut all ties and communication with you (and talk shit about you for a long, long, time.) If you have any information about who violated my trust and my wedding planning, I will give you $100
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    Text - Next-- if any of you are unhappy with the dress code requirements, it's okay! You can come talk to me Instead of participating in the dance, you can help the crew clean up after dinner, volunteer to take videos of our dance, or even contribute to the honeymoon. Anything counts.
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    Text - Finally, I am outraged at the comments these internet trolls have made about the dress code. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME? DO YOU KNOW WHY WE ARE DOING THINGS THIS WAY? No??? Then shut up! Go back down to your scum basement and play video games and never fucking make comments about people you don't know. My husband and I are certified spiritual healers with over ten years of experience. You all know this. Our wedding colors, fabrics, and intimate synchronized dance are something we hold very de
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    Text - riches we wish to come. The black and camouflage outfits represents the aura of the devil that we must shoo away. The soda hats represent our wishes for an abundance of life saving liquid. You get the picture. We met at a psychic's desensitization chamber over 12 years ago in Italy, as you all know. Why not bring our traditions and beliefs into our wedding? Would you show up at an Indian persons wedding and make fun of their culture and their tradition? If not, don't judge ours. Anyway, I
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    For those wondering, this was the original delusional invitation from her that started it all.

    Text - Hey everyone! Who's ready for Hawaii 2019? In anticipation of the wedding, and believe me, I know it's a longgg way away...but I would still like to announce the dress code! I am giving you a long notice of a year and a half so that you will have time to find and pick out something nice The dress code is very specific because it will be used to create an incredible visual effect. If done right, it will make our synchronized dancing along the beach really pop SO, without further adoo... WO
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    Text - MEN (100-200 LBS) -PURPLE Fuzzy Jacket -Soda Hat -All White Trainers -Plain Glow Sticks WOMEN (160 LBS +) all BLACK sweater and pants. Any material. -BLACK heels MEN (200 LBS+) all CAMOFLAGE -BLACK sneakers CHILDREN RED from head to toe. Remember the kids will form the shape of a heart, it needs to be true red not blood orange or some bullshit! Additionally, we will require that you wear formal attire after the dancing has ended. Please bring a change of clothing. Remember, the venue is e
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