‘Oh rats!’: Employee treats tech support with 0 respect, so IT leads her district manager to the break room where she's been living with her cat

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  • "I couldn't solve your problem today? Oh Rats!"

    ‘Oh rats!’: Employee treats tech support with 0 respect, so IT leads her district manager to the break room where she's been living with her cat
  • (Reposting here since my story wasn't quite maliciously compliant enough for the malicious compliance club.) Years ago I worked for H&R Block's Internal Tech Support.
  • If Tax Preparers or Company Offices had issues, they called me. They may know taxes, but those beloved senior citizens know NOTHING about computers.
  • Little did I know this day would be a special one. I was lucky enough to take a call from a real peach of a lady who was both misinformed how computers worked and belligerently stubborn.
  • She was in a hurry and demanded I reinstall her entire offices server because of some mild tech issues she was having.
  • That's the equivalent of asking a mechanic to rebuild your cars engine to change the oil.
  • This lady was pushy, rude, and unusually cagey when asked for information. The worst part was I couldnt just hang up on her for that.
  • It was weird but not out of the ordinary enough for me to cut her lose, so i dealt with it.
  • She would frequently put me on hold as she was apparently roaming around looking for joy to crush.
  • Long story short she used to be a franchise office, not a company owned office, so changing everything back to company software had some hiccups.
  • ‘Oh rats!’: Employee treats tech support with 0 respect, so IT leads her district manager to the break room where she's been living with her cat
  • One of these times I had her on hold for some diagnostics, I overheard a coworker on another call.
  • He was saying things like our records for an office, call history from a specific employee, and other very unusual things.
  • He was on the phone with a district manager, a VERY big deal. All the sudden I hear him say "Sorry, I don't see anything that far back, it was a franchise office...
  • Yeah, you would have to ask the owners name" The same owner I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH!
  • I immediately get my coworkers attention and tell him that I'm on the phone with the woman he is talking about, and he fills me in on the most insane story I'd heard on the job.
  • Turns out The Owner was LIVING IN THE OFFICE! The district manager was there to inspect the newly required office and make sure it was functional for the upcoming tax season, but the owner Refused to let them into certain rooms including the break room.
  • The DM really wanted to see what was going on in the break room, so we told her the insane coincidence that I was on the phone with the psycho owner and we coordinated a plan.
  • I told her to go to the server room for some made up reason, while gone the DM pryed the door to the break room open.
  • Inside was a cot, clothes in a suitcase, food, dishes and even prescribed medicine in the fridge with the owners name on it.
  • Oh, AND HER FREAKING CAT TOO! Needless to say not long after the door was opened the Owner 'had to put me on hold again and I got the info from my coworker that she admitted to staying in the break room for a few days, but only because her home was infested with rats.
  • Now, keep in mind this whole time I've been yelled at, insulted, and forced to do unnecessary work by this goblin.
  • And now I had my chance to strike back. Once she got back on the phone I told her to go do a test on her end I knew would fail.
  • ‘Oh rats!’: Employee treats tech support with 0 respect, so IT leads her district manager to the break room where she's been living with her cat
  • When it did I said "That didn't work either? OH RATS!" She audibly gasped, but managed to stammer out whatever demanded she had next.
  • I had her go and try something else I knew wouldn't work. Did that not work either?
  • Oh Rats. Her discomfort was obvious. She started to tell me something, I cut her off.
  • "Oh, hold on let me juuuuust... Nope, not that either, RATS!" This went on for the next minute or two.
  • She finally told me she would call back when she had some more time to work on the issue (which I had fixed by now).
  • "I understand, it sounds. like you have a lot going on at the moment. I just wish we could have solved it for you today...rats." This happened almost 10 years ago so I'm not 100% on this last part, but if I recall correctly they backed out of buying her office back into the company.
  • I remember looking her up a while after the incident and she was listed as a franchisee again.

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