Winston Churchill Actually Got A Doctor's Note To Drink An Indefinite Amount Of Alcohol During Prohibition

Everything about this adds up to pure badass awesomeness. Not only did Winston Churchill (strong arm?) manage to get his doctor to prescribe him the get-out-of-jail-free card to end all cards, but he did it for an infinite amount. Now that, that is sick. 

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