24 Hilarious, Occasionally Gross Things People Do But Hate To Admit

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Dec 9, 2018 7:00 PM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Back2Bach 5h Make excuses why you can't go to parties, dinners, and other social events you want to avoid.
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  • 02
    Text - trendz19 2h Playing over a conversation in their head again after it has already happened, just this time imagining something smarter that could have been said.
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  • 03
    Text - TheDonFather 7h Not understand what someone us saying and pretend like they do
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  • 04
    Text - nxtboylll 2h Wonder if people that have since long disappeared from your life (or you've only met once or twice) from time to time still think about you.
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  • 05
    White - WrestlingWoman 7h Pick their noses.
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  • 06
    Text - suqmaidik 7h Talk to themselves... we all have that inside our head voice
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  • 07
    Text - VictorBlimpmuscle 7h Imagining while you are talking to someone face- to-face what it would be like if suddenly, without provocation, you just punched them as hard you could in the jaw. Or, alternatively, kiss them.
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  • 08
    Text - -Xandiel- Зh I sometimes put a badass version of myself into situations and watch it play out in my head. Could be something that really happened (whether I was there or not), could be complete fiction
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  • 09
    Text - foundANote 6h Think inappropriate dirty thoughts
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  • 10
    Text - Zediac 3h Looked at someone and fantasized about them. Fantasized about the life that you'd have together. Cooking dinner together. Going shopping for clothes together. Waking up before them and what you'd have to do to be quiet so you don't wake them. Cuddled up under a throw blanket the couch watching a movie. Coming home after a bad day at work and having all that frustration melt away from a single hug. Or maybe that's just a lonely person thing. I don't know. (I'm a guy, not that it
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  • 11
    Text - TyrianBlade 4h Sneak check their armpits for unwanted smell.
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  • 12
    Text - Danky42 7h Drinking alone. Honestly who doesn't like to relax on a Friday night with a couple beveridges?
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  • 13
    Text - MansonsDaughter 7h Reddit (or any other way of wasting time) at work, in corporate/office jobs. It doesn't even mean that they aren't busy, but sitting at a desk for 8-9 h a day just focused on work is a flawed idea from the start.
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  • 14
    Text - bourbonsoaked scholar 4h Being a hypocrite. It's a terrible insult wants to be called but if being a hypocrite is saying one thing and doing another; everyone does that.
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  • 15
    Text - GeraldFord210 5h When sitting alone and watching tv/redditing/ whatever, hand is always on the balls. Not in a sexual way, just kinda there.
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  • 16
    Text - DannyBasham 1h Watch something that was produced so long ago and wonder if the people in it are dead, what they did with their lives, etc. Think about how you might be watching the acts of a ghost.
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  • 17
    Text - RIPGeorgeHarrison 4h Talk behind other peoples back. Even people who say they don't and really mean it, will phrase their negative thoughts about other peoples that the are at least more palatable.
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  • 18
    Text - xproushe03. 2h Goes to the bathroom to re-wipe Reply 142 fsvantesson. 51m Or in the summers, just wipe that ocean of sweat away.
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  • 19
    Text - theproblemdoctor 7h Cry, there are a lot of people that cry about everyday events. No-one likes to admit they cried because their food burned though.
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  • 20
    Text - WaffleHouseNeedsWi Fi 5h Talk to themselves like there's someone else in the car and you've got some hot T. Or pretend you're being interviewed. (Omg, tell me y'all do that, too.)
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  • 21
    Text - RedWestern 2h Everyone has a musical taste they would never admit to or keep hidden from their peers.
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  • 22
    Text - Mckavity 3h Driving badly. I don't know what it is about humans, but put us behind the wheel of a car and we suddenly become the universe's most selfish, narcissistic hypocrites.
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  • 23
    Text - LeoDay Tay I almost always miss the trash can when throwing a Q-tip away and I never pick them up.
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  • 24
    Text - Corridious 1h Laugh deeply at a reference somebody makes whether you understand the reference or not
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