37 Assorted Memes To Get You Pumped For The Freakin' Weekend

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    Text - han @hannnahmarbach literally every person is messed up, so pick your favorite train wreck and roll with it
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    Animated cartoon - me realizing someone was hitting on me 4 years later
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    Text - apiologies me rollerblading into my therapist's office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you're not gonna f ing believe this,
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    Text - joggingl brain: let's talk shall we me: ok brain: are we being chased me: no brain: are we chasing something me:no brain: so wtf are we doing then heart & lungs: we also have questions
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    Text - normal person: if i had superpowers, i'd make the world a better place me: Wolverine, bring meacheese pizzao
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    Text - SharkChaos @foodfacenow 1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls pizza topping* So freaky. 10:09 AM 02 Dec 15 216 RETWEETS 394 LIKES
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    Text - clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss DOCTOR: have you been drinking enough fluids? ME: that's literally all I drink 3:36 PM - Sep 30, 2018 28 L 4,846 28,553
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    Arm - ily i love you ilybiageslyb i love you b h, i ain't gonna ever stop loving you.. b h
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    Text - Robert McNees @mcnees The 6yo figured out she can sneakily stick a note on someone's back. But she doesn't know they should say things like "kick me," so they just have space facts on them. 14:14 16 Dec. 18 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Prince Ibe I can't wait until I'm financially able to afford who I really am
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    Facial expression - When you stick glowy stars on the ceiling @wickleweed
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    Text - you know when you're rocking the no makeup look and you assume you're lookin all beachy natural n cute but then u look in the mirror and u look like a victorian child sick with influenza who won't make it through the winter
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    Dog - bohi said text me when you get home safely
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    Picture frame - "I'd like you to paint me a cat." "A what?" "A cat. You do know what a cat is, right? You've seen a cat?" "Uh, yeah. Of course."
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    Cartoon - me bumping the same song l've listened to about 456 times already jes @luvjessiie
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    Canidae - My 4 moods! Pm so alone FOOD! Curse my sarcastic nature Just beo uoen honey! w
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    Text - writing-prompt-s You realize you've misheard your daughter. There's actually a mobster under her bed. dannyelling BADA BING BADA BOOM I'M SLEEPIN HERE thefingerfuckingfemalefury (Turns on nightlight) Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what's da big idea samdirector24 (Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: "Fuggedabout it" lolpics/doramoore
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    Text - Peter @OkigboXL PSA: Don't EVER let your printer know that you've waited until the last minute to print something out and you're in hurry because they can sense fear.
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    Hair - That moment when extra guac is free of charge
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    Text - smilingforthecamera: grimybear: i know i give white people a lot of sht but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there's a white pedestrian that's almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it's kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing. think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
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    Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer In 5th grade the boy I had a crush on called me on the phone and told me he loved me...then screamed April Foooools and hung up It took me 34 years but jokes on you, Chris. I don't even like you that much anymore.
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    Text - ています。 Robert is opening the windows ともこさんは電気を消しています。 Tomoko is turning the light of ゴジラが町を壊しています。 There goes Godzilla, destroying the city ~てしまう Te te-form of a verb + gous 1 has two meanings, wh L1 The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it. There goes Godzilla, destroying the city. HAAA conquerorwurm Ah, there he is. That motherf What a tool. er.
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    Text - ALEXA, SKIP TO FRIDAY
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    Text - Crystal @crystalsug i don't get offended easily but did y'all know the serving size on oreos is 2 cookies what kind of absolute horsest is thisi am honestly shaking 9/8/18, 9:06 PM 8,025 Retweets 57.8K Likes
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    Superhero - SUPER MARIA
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    Comics - krebstar3000 A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! MANKIND UGHI miketooch When you're in a bad mood but there's nothing actually wrong.
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    Face - Alien: Where am 1? Me: Earth. America. Alien: Take me to your leader Me:...You sure? Alien: Yes. Me:
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    Text - dev didontcurve when u in a group chat and someone from the chat msgs u from outside the chat. that sl be feeling mad serious, like why we whispering fam? 12/04/2015 22:35 carefreeblackho: LMFAOOO WHY WE WHISPERING
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    Font - Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I'm a gift.
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    Text - darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now. starlight-stormsong The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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    Text - me:*washing the dishes* someone:*adds a plate* me:
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    Text - Tweet Brock @ImTheeBrock *8am, open eyes* @beingteen I can't wait to go to bed tonight L
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    Diagram - Types of Geologic Faults NORMAL FAULT REVERSE FAULT She's never coming back TRANSVERSE FAULT YOUR FAULT
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    Text - Newsweek @Newsweek .@Akon is 'very seriously' considering taking on Trump in 2020 presidential race bit.ly/2D85y7R spicy pie ambassador @adventurejub I see you winding n grinding up on the polls
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    Cartoon - Odon't want to be alone, but... Ove gotten pretty good at it.
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    Text - Me: I don't have the energy for this. Someone: For what? Me: *gestures vaguely*
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    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think

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