Call Me Chron-atello

‘Empty everything? You got it!’: Employee cleverly complies with security guard's demands to empty everything in their bag, resulting in line holdup when more employees follow suit 1

'I clock in every day [and] play video games or whatever': Employee automates all their work being able to complete their 8-hour work day in 10 minutes from home 2

'We notified our managers... We were all told no': Teenage burger restaurant workers call out en masse on prom night 3

‘They got all huffy and left’: Server goes off on boomer guests after they sit themselves at a table and demand service, despite being told repeatedly to wait 4

‘Respectfully, no’: Employee hands boss their two weeks notice, only for boss to demand they stay for two months, leading to a schedule conflict with new job 5

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 6

21+ Best Works Memes for Employees Working the Night Shift This Week 1

Employee quits job for better opportunity, boss threatens to contact new employer and get them to take back their offer: 'There's a chance I may be stuck here' 2

‘We had never spoken [before]’: Neighbor greets new tenant for the first time by asking for their Wi-fi password, uses over 300 GB worth of their data in just two weeks 3

New Neighbor encroaches 9 inches over existing boundary, loses 20 feet after landowner orders survey: 'Homeboy should have just let sleeping dogs lie...' 4

'Watching them scramble... was the most hilarious thing': Rideshare driver scares teenagers into fleeing her car 5

'Your loss 'bro'': Boss guilt trips an all-star employee after he's decidedly absent for a last-minute weekend work retreat, guy quits the next day after lining up a better job opportunity 6