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15 Tweets You Will Find Hilariously Funny If You Have a Dad

Dad jokes are always the best!

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    Text - moth dad Follow @innesmck my dad just told me he makes decisions now by emailing himself a potential plan and reading gmail's suggested auto- responses to it to determine if it's good idea or not 2:15 PM - 7 Nov 2018 4,392 Retweets 22,263 Likes
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    Text - Ben Cameron Follow @ben_cameron Before mobile phones my Dad once rang a shopping centre and did a call out for my mum so that he could ask her to bring a cheeseburger home. 6:29 AM - 19 Apr 2017 404 Retweets 1,419 Likes
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    Furniture - Lauren Comrade but actually Aoife Follow @infinityonhi My dad is zipping his zip-off shorts back into pants so you know summer's over
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    Text - Kelly Follow @kelkatcox Is your dad really your dad if he doesn't say "who?" after talking about any of your friends even if he's known them for literally 7 years? 2:37 PM - 15 Dec 2018 84,594 Retweets 343,269 Likes
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    Text - *A white dad at a restaurant who just paid his bill* His Brain: Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Dad: "You guys ready to rock and roll?"
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    Text - johnny utah Follow @clowndaddie One time my friend Brandon's Dad and his mom were in a heated argument in the car and she took his kid rock cd out of the player and threw it out the window with rage and he looked her dead in the eyes and pulled out a second copy of that same cd and put it back in the player 3:13 PM - 7 Feb 2018 60,692 Retweets 285,944 Likes
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    Text - gracie Follow @gn_money This little girl in the restaurant, maybe five, tugs on her dads jacket & complains about being cold & he says "Well damn, Jackie, I can't control the weather".. His wife hit him & said "For the last time, we didn't name her that so you could reference That 70's Show" 9:00 AM 19 Jun 2018 65,310 Retweets 244,216 Likes >
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    Text - Adam Jacob Follow @Adamjacobbbb My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee" 6:04 PM 14 Aug 2017 34,138 Retweets 215,731 Likes
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    Text - jitka Follow @jitka My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in 11:52 PM - 22 Jul 2012 4,699 Retweets 12,514 Likes >
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    Text - Follow @CocoaTheDon My dad said he had a whole 5 minute convo with me before he realized it wasn't me it was just my wig hanging off the couch. 10:50 PM 25 Jun 2017 32,440 Retweets 90,609 Likes >
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    Swimming pool - Skyler Nitschke Follow @skyler_nitschke My dad bought a snorkel for the sole purpose of taking naps in the pool 12:47 PM - 24 Jun 2017 30,611 Retweets 152,171 Likes
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    Text - Josh Follow @jshvncnt I told my dadi didnt want what he made for dinner tonight EvjipaNG PORSERT 21 mins Trying to please everyone is an impossible task... early bed and hopefully not wake up. Like Share Comment 10:14 AM - 21 Nov 2016 28,764 Retweets 84,409 Likes
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    Text - eric curtin Follow @dubstep4dads harry potter is on and my dad thinks voldemorts name is "baltimore" 8:01 PM 16 Oct 2016 679 Retweets 3,379 Likes
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    Photo caption - dykie @gossipgrill Follow i bought a phone case online but didnt realize it was for a 6 plus so i gave it to my dad he loves it 9:26 PM 2 Aug 2016
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    Text - jess @jess_huntx Follow L my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level Dad now Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas. Can't believe the currant exchange rate Text Message Send 3:00 AM -26 Jul 2016 9,084 Retweets 22,774 Likes
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