You Just Can't Escape The 'I Haven't....Since Last Year' Jokes

New year. Same joke. Still funny. 

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    Text - LOST MY MIND Follow @nachitano my brain: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it me: hey whatsup haven't seen u since last year 5:27 AM - 1 Jan 2019 1,459 Retweets 5,946 Likes >
    via twitter
  • 02
    Text - Ellie Neary @EllieNeary Follow L Can't wait for me dad to get up an say haven't had a shower since last year' four years on the trot 5:20 AM - 1 Jan 2019 136 Retweets 1,780 Likes
    via twitter
  • 03
    Text - Charlotte Clymeri Follow @cmclymer Y'all realize the government has been shutdown since last year? 2:44 AM -1 Jan 2019 315 Retweets 2,642 Likes
    via twitter
  • 04
    Product - knaan Banks Follow @knaanBanks She didn't text back since last year 5:11 AM - 1 Jan 2019 108 Retweets 1,082 Likes
    via twitter
  • 05
    Text - Sam Follow @shiner_sam Haven't drank any alcohol since last year, wow I'm so impressed with myself 2:15 AM 1 Jan 2019 305 Retweets 2,309 Likes
    via twitter
  • 06
    Product - Evan Edinger Follow @EvanEdinger Geez I haven't uploaded a YouTube video since last year 6:03 AM - 1 Jan 2019 STED 74 Retweets 2,153 Likes
    via twitter
  • 07
    Text - Joseph Andrews Follow @BluMaan haven't eaten a burrito since last year... 5:00 AM 1 Jan 2019 75 Retweets 620 Likes
    via twitter
  • 08
    Text - LΣΣROΨ βΔ RΠ ΣS Follow @LeeroyBarnes I've not had a shit since last year... 3:40 AM 1 Jan 2019 ena 35 Retweets 419 Likes
    via twitter
  • 09
    Text - HO Follow @HXSHJ_ "I hAveN't SpOkeN tO u SiNce LaSt yEaR" Good, let's keep it that way 6:05 AM 1 Jan 2019 264 Retweets 1,105 Likes
    via twitter
  • 10
    Text - Good Girl Follow @gggb1 Replying to @EvanEdinger I haven't went to work since last year! 11:14 AM 1 Jan 2019
    via twitter

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