25 Bitter People Share The Pettiest Things They've Ever Done

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    Text - Manatee_Groupie 3h My first husband was having an affair, I knew the and she knew me. About a week after I asked my husband to move out, Iwas at Trader Jo's, when I saw the other woman, she was asking where these raspberry gel filled chocolate sticks were. I grabbed every single one before she had a chance to get to the aisle.
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    Text - rossamaxa : 4h A guy cut me off in traffic only to get caught right near me in a traffic jam. I shot his car with a rubber band.
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    Text - egnards 4h Years ago I worked as a seasonal employee of a large liquor store chain during the Thanksgiving- New Years rush. Probably about 40-50 employees in store at any given time. We had game we would play anytime we went up to a customer to ask if they needed any help if they were rude with their reply. ..we'd let the word get around to all the other floor employees and every 1-2 minutes have someone different go up to that customer to simply nicely ask if they needed any help.
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    Text - cdpgreen 4h Years ago, I had to share an office with my supervisor who was a loud, obnoxious, bullying bitch. She was always calling out sick from work but she'd bring in gardenias when they were blooming. Gardenias have a scent that immediately gives me headaches and their scent is strong in a small space. Despite telling her about them affecting me, she continued to bring them in. Did you know that if you pinch the white flowers, they turn brown and die faster? I'd pinch the hell out of
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    Text - mathnerder 2h When my ex-husband and I separated, he pretty quickly moved in with another woman. I still had the spare keys to his car, so every few days for weeks, I'd drive by his house and press the button to open his trunk.
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    Text - RamblingCadence 5h My roommate took things from me all the time. I shared food with her, I wiped snow off her car in the morning before school. One day I asked her if I can have one of her water bottles and she was so weird about it. Not surprising to me, but i was kinda sick of her selfish shit. Sol changed the password to my Netflix. Told her my parents unsubscribed. And I logged into Netflix on my Xbox with my girlfriends account. So when she tried to come into my room to see if I was
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    Text - Closer67 3h I've posted the long version before, but I'm tired so y'all get the short version today. Got denied a raise because managers claimed to never see the extra effort I put into work, including staying late when they need someone. Stopped going the extra mile directly after, and after a few weeks, same manager who denied me the raise asked me if something was wrong. Told him "I thought you said y'all never see me put in extra effort? If you don't see me put in extra effort, then w
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    Text - The_Bertrand 4h When I was 20, a "friend" of mine called the cops on an underage party where lots of alcohol was involved (USA). There was around 70 of us at the house and he got into some drunken argument with his girlfriend. He stormed out and called the cops to report the party. As soon as the police showed up, I bolted out the back, jumping fences, avoiding neighborhood dogs, and ran 2 miles into an empty field before I lost the officer that was chasing me. After finding my way home,
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    Text - babturcie 5h Years ago, a boyfriend at the time split up with me for a girl much, much younger. I was working in a pub at the time so got her barred from there and then barred from my local pub where they also tried to go. In front of all our friends, she was asked to leave at 9pm as it was illegal for a child (she was 15) to be in the pub unless eating (there was no restaurant). I still giggle about this 20 something years later. So petty
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    Text - icarusflewtooclose 5h I had a landlord who wanted to show the unit was living in excessively so I took up naked yoga in the living room every time he had a showing. The look of horror on the prospective tenants face was amazing
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    Text - Travis238 3h Maybe not pretty, but some of these stories reminded me of this. I was working as a delivery driver for the pizza place I now run, I walk out back to take an order and saw some customers leaving, they casually set a bunch of trash outside their car and drove off. So I drive up next to it and pick it up, with plans to throw it away when I get back from my order. On my way there I stop at a gas station for something and what do you know, there they are. Both got out of the car
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    Text - sanchower 3h Not me but my brother - He had a girlfriend for a few years and they had a bad breakup. My mom has one of those collage frames with like 12 photos in it, and one of them included her. He took the photo out of the frame, scanned it, photoshopped her out of it, replaced her with Mr. Furley from Three's Company, printed the altered photo, and put it back in the frame without telling anyone. None of us noticed until two years later.
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    Text - Kayjaid 5h I couldn't stand dad's new wife. So everytime I walked past their framed wedding picture I would lay it face down or turn it backwards. I was 16
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    Text - Sadielillian92.6h I created a social media account just to block someone on it
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    Text - sniderjadam 4h One time, I was waiting on a busy offramp and waiting for the stoplight. The offramp fanned into multiple lanes, and I was in the right lane. A dude tried to jump the line and speed up the shoulder to make a right turn. I decided to have none of that. He tried to turn onto the shoulder, and I straddled the solid white line. He tucked back in line the first time and then tried again when traffic resumed moving. Not only did I straddle the line again, but I opened my sunroof
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    Text - DCHybrid02 3h My dad's wife had the unfortunate habit of sending nasty messages to my mom Sometimes, she chose to take about my brother and me in these messages, calling us "messed up." Once, she even dragged my mom's mother into the conversation to (I'd assume) make it sting a little more for my mom. I got sick of her shit, so I took photos of the messages, so I could address and criticize every little thing she said that was wrong aka 90% of the messages. I put it all in a letter and ga
  • 17
    Text - goestoeswoes 4h Imade this little moss jar for my boyfriend at the time as a present. I was so pissed off at him because he threw my valentine's day present in the grabage that I grabbed the moss jar and dumped it out all over his bed. I feel bad for the moss. Shouldn't have done it.
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    Text - U262E 4h I gave 3 months notice to a company that was messing me around, not honouring agreements and outright behaving in a toxic manner. I was just at the end of a software project and knew they had nothing I could finish in that time. I then started work on the next project and used a few arcane languages & libraries in a combination that would almost guarantee that no developer would be availible with the required skills.
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    Text - Debb2402 3h This was back when laptops were prohibitively expensive and most houses had one computer in a common area used communally (weird by today's standards, but normal then). In this case the computer technically belonged to my roommate but was placed in the living room and used by everyone, just as the TV was technically mine but used by all. Anyways, my roommate and I had a huge argument, so she gets pissed and wipes all of my info (tax returns, college schoolwork, medical stuff)
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    Text - FullBlownPanic 4h I was in an argument with my brother (the kind that lasts 7 years) and I came across his unlocked car. I turned the headlights on and left my fast food leftovers hidden in his backseat. I'm not proud.
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    Text - TheRealKellyFartson 2h I brought cupcakes for my coworkers and was passing them out, and a lady who I despise came up and cooed over me and asked for one. I gave her the cupcake with the hair in the frosting. Savage AF
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    Text - cmc589 2h My side of the garage is bigger than the other guy who rents its side and would park all the way towards the wall so he could fit his truck in there using a bit of my side. I didn't mind it as I could fit my car, a workbench, and a spare set of tires in the garage fine still. I found him using my tools and using the hood of my car as a bench for tools scratching the hood badly. I park as close to the center line of the garage as l can still being on my side. His monsrosity of a
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    Text - Okkido 3h Shared a room with a couple of friends while waiting for another housing arrangement to go through. I caught one friend taking (stealing) my spare change. He also took a brand new art book I just bought, still in plastic, opened it and took photos of the pages he liked, without asking me. He also refused to go and pick up a mattress from a mutual friend who lend him the car for the weekend with the premise that he would drive us if we needed it. I slept on the floor. So I drank
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    Text - ThelncandescentAbyss 4h After I caught my ex cheating on me (without her knowing that I knew), I convinced her to quit her job, and sell her car to come move out to Hawaii with me. Then the day before she was suppose to come out I canceled the plane ticket, changed my number, and deleted all of my social media's so she could have no way of contacting me
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    Text - aofnsbhdai 3h Not gonna get into the nitty gritty but basically I lived in a 1/1 with this girl who I had a huge falling out with. We had a bunk bed that we built together and after the falling out I came home to my bed on the floor and $40 bucks which I guess is half of what she sold it for. Not long after I moved in the shower head pretty much broke (water was only coming out of one of the holes) she didn't care much (she had the weirdest living habits and was an absolute slob) so I bou

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