19 Brilliant Brainiacs Who Think America Is 2019 Years Old

These beautiful minds believe that America's birthday was on January 1st, and that the country turned 2019 years old. Let us sit and chew on that outlook for a second, and then let us spit that sh*t back out. Maybe we're all doomed after all. If you want to see more mouth breathers doing their thing, check out this list of All-American mouth breathers deserving of the Darwin Award. 

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