Cringey Neckbeard Creep Won't Stop with The Roleplay Asterisks

You never know what to expect when someone jumps right out the gate with this kind of "blushes as I climb onto your lap" business. And this guy is PERSISTENT to a creepy fault. Has this strategy ever won over a stranger? Seriously, has this ever worked?

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