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10 Times Tinder Proved Itself To Be A Magnet For Immaturity And Bold Pickup Lines

The population of Tinderers never fails to keep things comfortably on the side of immaturity, spicy witty banter, bold (and/or clueless) pickup lines, and shamelessness. These are all A+ examples. If you need more of what the wild word of Tinder has to offer, look over here

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    Text - YOU MATCHED WITH ARIANA ON 1/13/19 Damn you're so cute, I wouldn't mind your makeup taking up my entire bathroom counter space I'm not going to lie, I'm a little drunk and that was the fucking SWEETEST thing anyone's ever said to me Today AM
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    Font - 60% O 08:26 22 Hartpury University 7 miles away i make tea in the microwave. Report User Is this person bothering you? Tell us what they did. makes tea with a microwave Report User
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    Text - 1O 100% 2:59 AM l Verizon Shit wrong gif Hello there. Today 12:16 AM Hi Drew! Haha no worries! AA How are you doing Drew? Lovely to 'meet' you:) Also, may I ask what you are Tinder? looking for on Today 2:57 AM I'm a little scared that you said my name twice in one text Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Today 7:19 PM Hi How are you doing Today 11:23 PM Awesome, hbu? Good just busy studying Noice.Whatcha studying? Psychology of human sexuality Is that a euphemism for being on tinder? Sent
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    Text - l Verizon LTE 12:48 PM 7 34% 1/13/19 YOU MATCHED WIT So I'm actually from the future where we have been married for 20 years. I came back in time to settle an argument over when and where our first date was. How many times has that pickup line worked for you? Well if you play along, 1/1. If you don't, 0/1. The pressure is on. Sent Туре Send GIF a message
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    Text - 4G 196% 11: 43 PM Lana Today 2:35 AM So 2 Scorpios... does that sound like a good time or a bad time? Sorry, i forgot youre Australian like a good time or a bad time? SO 2 Scorpios does that sound Sent Type a message... GIF GIF 1 2 3 5 7 9 0 6 w [ > X Q WE YU T P a ( # S D F GH K A C VB N M Z X !#1 English (US) LO |L
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    Text - Diana YOU SUPER LIKED DIANA ON 1/13/19 All my life I've been lied to and deceived. Everyone said they were extinct but I always knew in my heart that Dianasaurs still exist. Sent АНАНАНАНАНАНАННАНАНАНА НАНАНАНАНАННАНАНАА Thonestly don't really know what I was expecting but it definitely wasn't that I'll tell you that much I'm sorry I can't get over this opening line. Do you know what sort of absolute misogynistic and utter crap I get sent? You, are a rare breed amongst men. Are you trying
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    Text - NO 12:53 Alexandria Today 12:11 AM Hey Alexandria, how's it going? T like your dog Sadly he isn't with me anymore Rest in peace Cuz he moved to Vancouver with my roommate Nvm then Was his dog so couldnt complain too much
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    Text - oo Verizon 7:19 PM 1 83% Leanna YOU MATCHED WITH LEANNA ON 3/19/16 Hey Hey how are you? Good,how are you doing? Good thanks and you? Mar 19, 2016, 7:18 PM Good and you? Good thanks Good Sent Send Message GIF
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    Text - Ava Today 21:10 Ayy yo the cute police called, you're under arrest Today 21:58 Because I'm not cute? Nah the police are just normal police but they're cute. You're being arrested for drug charges Sent Type a message... GIF Hahaha And D
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