Outraged Nation Of New Zealand Unites Against A Toxic Family Of Obnoxious British Tourists

Members of a certain British family have been classified as "worse than pigs," and they're in the process of being deported as we speak. The nation of New Zealand had enough. You don't dirty their beaches with reckless abandon. Auckland Mayor, Phil Goff, was quoted during his rage-riddled rant on a radio station, saying, "these guys are trash. They are leeches."

New Zealand's assistant general manager of immigration, Peter Devoy, provided the unsettled nation with the update they sorely needed to hear; and announced that they'd been issued a deportation notice on the grounds of "matters related to character."