34 Dumb Memes That'll Help You Hit Your Brain's Off-Switch

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Jan 29, 2019 9:00 PM EST

We hear you loud and clear...you get home from a super busy day at work and you just need to hit that shut-down switch on your brain. You used your last brain cell in that boring three-hour meeting this afternoon, after all. We've all been there, so we got you fam.

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    Text - priscilla page @BBW_BFF this bird knows how & when you die 41 Strange @41 Strange The Harpy Eagle, the largest and most powerful raptor found in the rainforest
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    Text - if you are white you cant speak spanish are u familiar with the entire country of Spain
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    Cartoon - When you realize that the free- balloon-day episode was aired on Karl Marx's birthday
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    People - weed and being on my phone CAFFEINE me everythingi could achieve if i stopped procrastinating KILOS
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    Cartoon - AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST
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    Batman - ganning keyboards 2019 gaming keyboards 2009
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    Hair - When you see they disappear then All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    Text - When you smoke weed for the first time HUAWEI P9 lite 11 NION TANIMLAND
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    Text - ieg School Beginis Hello-MAFR Goodbye-F Hello-car Goodbye regtaar handwa Helo 7PEe Goodbye-innierexz Helo-arno Y e
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    Text - Megan R. Miller @Pyrosynthesis What People Expect D&D to Be: -ful cosplay, candles lit on table, deep hoods and ruddy mysterious ambiance- What D&D Actually Is: -four people in pajamas screaming at a piece of plastic for coming up on the wrong number-
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    Text - Our first try at Wii Sports failed. After making the Mii's, we discovered one named Matt. No one knew who made him and when an intern tried to box with Matt, he was knocked out in real life. We couldn't delete him and had to negotiate to lower his power level. IGN
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    Bird - ATTENTION: have you seen this bird? Hopefully you have not, as this is a PASSENGER PIGEON and it is extinct. If you are in fact seeing this bird, you have fallen into some sort of rip in the fabric of time. REMAIN CALM.
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    Lightning - F THESE SIX FISH IN PARTICULAR sosungalittleclodofclay: sakurasenshi Just saw this on twitter help I can't stop laughing EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
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    Photo caption - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD WEATHER ONLY INADEQUATE CLOTHING AND METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION quickmeme.comy
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    Text - loneliness is like hunger in minecraft it can get you to low hp but it will never kill you you have to do that yourself
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    Text - Sorry I haven't texted you in awhile. Haven't been drunk
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    T-shirt - Me thinking I shook enough The last drop of pee My boxers
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    Text - Earth: *revolves around the sun once* Humans: IG: psychicslyfer
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    Cobalt blue - nielalovesyoux asdfghjkl--life 223,100 le-revenant: pathwalker: rasputin: This Blood Lamp does n't look that bloody, but the way you turn it on can be considered gruesome. It only works once, and you need to add of a drop of your blood to activate it! The idea is to stop and think about how badly you need light before you use it. Designer Mike Thompson created the lamp in order to draw attention to how much energy we waste. we can finally power the world with periods there are two
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    Text - When you go out to the bar on a Saturday night Expectation PICK UP O LEGENDARY BEAVER R1 Reality: PICK UP (O RUINED COUGAR
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    Adaptation - @percahlia 2018-12-02 kaity every dnd party can be split into two groups Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way. No,Iwant my fing gold. t111.6K 121 36.2K
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    Text - meatbicyclevevo What's the definition of a will? meatbicyclevevo Come on guys it's a dead giveaway mocking-scoutandjem literally threw my head back in laughter and hit the wall meatbicyclevevo how did you throw your head it's connected to you
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    Cartoon - ZOINKS MAn, LOOKS LIKE THESE SHAGGY memes werReJusT CHUCK noRRIS JOKes ALLALONG Ifustmaissed Cgalturally relavant shapy pleaseler me noWAYMAn YOU Re GonNA Diein JAIL Facebook.com/Iamfragileplsbenice
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    Denim - For sale: baby jorts, never worn
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    Text - postllimit: bakrua: faggitvekubby: imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be i would be a giant f ing crab
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    Yellow - How would you rate this restroom today? Please tell us about the restroom if you'd like to. Comments are read in real-time by Park Management. The studded toilet paper was going a bit far with the Lego theme t u y W | K j return f S +-
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    Text - markovian-parallax 8h I got on the bus and a drunk guy tried to hand me a beer and I was like, "Nah man, I'm good" and then he handed me a dollar and said, "I saw that guy took your dollar, that's really fed up." And I was like, "The bus driver?" He wouldn't take his dollar back
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    Cycling - Her: Come over Bigfoot I can't Her1 have a shaky low-res camera
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    Text - pat tobin @tastefactory DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [l don't hear bc l already snowboarded out the window] 2/21/15, 11:10 3,280 RETWEETS 7,074 LIKES
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    Cartoon - Parents: *Constantly yell at child* Child: *Doesn't spend time with their parents* Parents:
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    Text - punkbonnibel I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver everchanging-flower When it hits a corner perfect, I'm allowed one (1) good idea.
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    Biome - Suns (a friend asked me to turn the Sun into Sans as a joke, but there it is KPassi 1.1k Share 50 BEST COMMENTS MC320 11h Ur map looks like Hulk wearing jeans running towards u
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    Text - Crusted Grain Surface It takes only two to three seconds to become helpless in flowing grain. Void Illustration of grain engulfment hazard laddermatch diagram of me succumbing to the grain marxistbarbie honestly can't wait to get engulfed by crusted grain straight into the void
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    Text - Fool of a Toque @YourDarlingSon Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald" Fool of a Toque @YourDarlingSon I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake
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