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![Wealthy aunt tells sister-in-law-to-be that her 6 and 8-year-old step-niblings will never see a dime of their family money after she complains about her prenup: 'She said we are greedy and cruel to [her] kids'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Wealthy aunt tells sister-in-law-to-be that her 6 and 8-year-old step-niblings will never see a dime of their family money after she complains about her prenup: 'She said we are greedy and cruel to [her] kids'
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Entitled neighbor keeps stealing tenant's laundry detergent, tenant gets even by replacing soap with blue dye: 'The next morning, I hear screaming coming from the laundry room'
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Employee gets scolded after one day of failing to meet daily quota, despite years of overperforming, leading employee to do only the bare minimum until quitting: ‘They lost me as an overachiever’
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'I'll make sure it's $30 Every. Single. Time': Employee gets reprimanded for going $1.02 over expense limit, maliciously complies with boss's orders
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24-year-old roommate tries to secretly sell $7,000 couch for $2,000, forcing four other housemates to hide it from him and leave $200 behind as payback: ‘I’m nervous about his reaction but I guess we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it’
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