Los Angeles is pretty much known for being a shallow place, but this Abraham Lincoln statues takes this to the next level. Twitter user @MuseZack kindly reminded the internet that the City of Angels had commissioned a shirtless, thirst trap of an Honest Abe Statue in 1940. The saucy statue has been receiving a lot of attention ever since. Some fans started penning punny tweets, while others dug deep into the archives to find more of the beautiful statue's history. We're most interested in the statue's fanfiction, but we'll let you be the judge of which gold is the shiniest.