Defiant Minnesotans Band Together To Protect Their Lakes With Ridiculous Facebook Events

As it turns out Minnesotans are NOT down with these absolutely credible threats of stealing their lakes. No, they are here to fight those threats of thievery with fiery, ridiculous Facebook events dedicated to deterring anyone foolish enough to try. If anything, what they've come up with is hilarious and impressive. Can we please summon a Paul Bunyan? I'm game.