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Everyone said to Vincent Van Gogh, “You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear.” And you know what he said? “I can't hear you.”
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Who would have thought that the thing that would save this company would be work?
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I stole. And I robbed. And I kidnapped... the President’s son. And held him for ransom. And I never got caught neither!
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The only cure I know for the Hump Day Blues is...watching my show!
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Joining in on the hollywoodmeowdel challenge! I think this goes without saying but I am definitely Steve Carell’s doppelgänger, right? We’re so alike. So alike.
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Thank you for coming to my conference room meeting. Now: the fundamentals of business. The funda-mentals of business. "Mental" is part of the word, I have underlined it. Because you're mental, if you don't have a good time. You have to enjoy it.
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You’re about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business. I’m like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one. ..
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Here’s my wish: I want you to meet a great guy and be happy. And my wish has come true, incidentally. Because you met me, and you are happy.
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