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Important Coverage from Cats Being Interviewed with Mini Microphones

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Listen, you can meow all you want, but these kitties have the microphone. I don't know who invented the mini microphone, but I love it. Now, cats an express what's on their mind and let the public know what is going one, all without the disrespect of using microphone 3x bigger than their own heads. From informative meows to wise purrs—even intricate kitty clicks, these cats have the mic and they're not wasting their words. 

 

Marshall says Mlem

Thank you, sir. Those were some very wise words. 

 

Chewing Plastic

There is a proper way to chew plastic, and this kitty cat is showing you how so you don't embarrass yourself. 

 

Kitten with Impurrtant Meow

Only the fans will understand. 

 

Kitty Snores

Forget the white noise machines and rain shower playlists, just put on a cat snoring and you'll be lulled ever so sweetly to sleep. 

 

Meows for Socks

What could this possibly mean? We need a kitty translator, STAT. My guess is this kitty is trying to politely tell you to get away from their socks. 

 

Rescue Cats Speak

Everyone always has a lot to say on rescue animals. But the bottom line is, go adopt these kitties now, please. 

 

The Cat has Spoken

Sometimes you need to save money for important things like groceries and rent. Sometimes you need to spend your money on a mini microphone with the sole purpose of interviewing your cat. 

 

Tuxedo Cat Unterview

This catto got all dolled up and ready for his close up for this interview. 

 

Mini Microphone or Mini Cat Lollipop

This sweet kitty says those two things can be one and the same. 

 

Kitty Clicks

This is not a cat. This is an alien using a secret encrypted code of clicks to phone home. 

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