Parents facing the stress of attempting to fulfill unrealistic gift requests can breath a little easier after these two majestic unicorn beauties went up for sale on Craigslist. For the child who as everything, you'll be able to provide you kid with double the magic this holiday season with this pair of beautiful unicorns. Here is an excerpt from the ad that was placed:
2 Unicorns for Sale - $930000 (Hartford)
We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.
Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.
We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
For those on a tighter budget, they also have unicorn eggs for sale.
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