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    Text - 64рх: ceeberoni: 64px: my dad just called me phil for literally no reason how do you phil about it im philled with rage. also f У;ou Source: axesteel 60,219 notes 11
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    Joint - When a person tells you that your meme or joke was heavily offensive I CAN GO LOWER
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    Text - Michael: "that febreze smells like fireball" Me: "yeah I think non-alcoholics call that cinnamon"
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    Photo caption - "I swear I won't get all political tonight" *10 Guinesses later* BANE COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
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    Website - YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES #how many times have Iquoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insut if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast- breeding rodent- you can get the insult there and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, wel, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he's calling his dad a drunk more you know VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
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    Text - weeping-wandrian: does english have a word for why the f defenestration di:feni'stref(e)n/ noun 1. formal humorous the action of throwing someone out of a window. "death by defenestration has a venerable history" but not for "the day after tomorrow" ??? Because you're not looking hard enough! ;) Overmorrow the day after tomorrow Ereyesterday the day before yesterday Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and al
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    Text - geekandmisandry My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me "don't worry, it's getting better" in heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man. a "Why are you American?" I asked, to which I got: "Sorry, it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent. "Why are you English?" I asked, amused. "What is he normally?" He managed to ask. "He? You're not anyone else, you're you." "Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent be
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    Text - ugly Follow fuckthekxng anyone ever: It's getting hot in here. my brain: your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) me wtf why??? still? what year is ...so take off all it?????? Source: garbagecat 774,730 notes
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    Text - prokopetz: Little-known downsides of immortality: Tearing your favourite article of clothing and discovering that it's irreplaceable because the technique of its manufacture has been lost Realising you've thought of the perfect comeback to someone who's been dead for three hundred years Not being able to eat your favourite dish anymore because the source of some critical ingredient has gone extinct Having strong opinions about sports that are no longer played Getting a song from the 13th
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    Dog - whats up you meme loving f
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    People - WHO DID THIS?!?! Harty Poffer and the Presidential Candidates Sour ip
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    Media - Friend: How do you like your women? Me: Plump, sweet and begging for cream
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    Text - t A Small Fiction Retweeted A Small Fiction @ASmallF... Jan 1, 2016 MST"I'd like a potion to cure a hangover," she said. V "Of course," said the wizard, "Here." "This is just a mimosa?" "Abracadabra, drink up." 527 L155
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    Food - ME I promise I won't get political at the cookout. ALSO ME ALL YOU COMMIES CAN SUCK ON MY Hostess Stari pangled DING DONGS 10 ndividually wrapped cas wwTE FUDGE CONEHED GOLDEN CAE W CREAMY NG NETAT
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    Cartoon - Imjust aguywith a boomerang...I didn't ask for allthisflying... and magic..."
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    Text - FOOD DO MILLENNIALS EVEN EAT FOOD? Contradictory studies claim they're shopping for fewer groceries...but also dining out less BY DARYN WRIGHT NOVEMBER 4, 2016 wait I thought we were wasting all our money on avocado toast, I'm confused! 10 Reply More 3 hours ago Like Schroedinger's Millennial exists in a superposition of spending all their money on avocado toast and not buying any food 3 hours ago Like 14 Reply More that's brilliant 3 hours ago Like 1 Reply More Schroedinger's Millennial
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    Text - ackles-mjolnir: you've been hit by you've been struck by a moose genital
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    Wildlife - When a player tries to argue against a Ruling you make as the DM, and tries to use the PHB to support their argument @narnia.folk Do not cite the deep magic tome yitch. I was there when it was written.
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    Text - rocksthisworld New flash Canadians, hockey isn't your national sport. It's lacrosse. So shut the hell up about it being your sport. jeffskins What's your national sport America??? nobodyontheice War
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    Cartoon - aspidelaps: #that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo Source: latiox 252,156 notes
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    Balloon - When you start getting old and birthdays don't mean sh t anymore ABUSIVE BALLOONS HAPPY F KING WHATEVER CARANTEED TO DEFLATE YES
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    Text - unrelatedtouserboxes ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to yo... like... one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy.. get a hobby... yikes autistic-sowachowski self care is roasting the mean voice in your head Source: unrelatedtouserboxes #this is a queue tag. for my queue. 217,807 notes
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    Komodo dragon - Let me get back to you on that
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    Text - seductioneyes-extravaganza If you're having trouble sleeping clap your hands If you're having trouble sleeping clap your hands If you're having trouble sleeping and you really feel like weeping cause you can't stop f ing thinking clap your hands naturepunk Holy sr tI found my new theme song.
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts We all have about two minutes to live, but taking a breath resets the clock goldpupperina Stop that
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    Sign - This business accepts: AMERICAN EXPRESS VISA Watfles MasterCarp SS OpenMouth Kisses SEVERAL BOWLS OF SOUP PIGEON HATS Secret JUaminati Handshake The Head of COMPLIMENTS That Cave Troll ABOUT THE That Keeps Eating CASHIER'S Our Children BEARD
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    Text - Brian Foster @RexTestarossa Why is everyone a social justice warrior? Why didn't any of you choose a different class like social justice mage or social justice thief? 3/9/17, 6:44 PM

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