Contortionist on Painkillers Becomes Horror Monster in Hilarious Late Night Burrito Story

Tumblr never disappoints with the weird, specific and overthought pieces of gold, like this mathematical deduction of and Ice Cube Song. Anyway, here's a story of the time a contortionist friend did everything in her power to get a burrito. The results are pretty fantastic.

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