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23 Tweets In Which People Reveal Their Family's "Big Secret"

The hashtag, #MyBigFamilySecret, went viral on Twitter as users began to share their family's deepest darkest secrets. 

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    twitter post about birth certificate revealing that daughter had different father
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post about parents having roommate that they were in a relationship with
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post We listen to Nickelback and eat pineapple pizza at family reunions
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post We are in the Witness Protection Program. Oops!!!
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My mom told me when I was 16 that my sisters (9 at the time) had a different father than me.
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My grandfather was a double agent for Chinese and Japanese intelligence (true story)
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post apparently, my great grand uncles were fishermen in Nova Scotia when the Titanic sank. They went to try to save any passengers but they already froze to death. They then decided to cut their fingers off and steal the jewelry
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Family on my moms side used to be a part of a circus in the olden days of why I wanted to be a clown growing up
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My paternal grandfather was a Black Panther, and my maternal grandfather was a Klan Wizard
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post found out that my dad is related to the master of soul
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Apparently one of us is adopted but mom won't say who.
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy"
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Sheesh, dad is out in the open now.
    Via Twitter
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  • 14
    twitter post My dad only has 9 toes
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My dad likes our dog more than he likes mom
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My grandmother's beloved, secret chocolate chip cookie recipe is just the Nestle recipe from the back of the bag
    Via Twitter
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  • 17
    twitter post I found out only a couple of years ago that my mom is six years older than I've believed her to be for 38 years of my life.
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Great-great Grandpa and his son ran outfitters business out of Glenwood Springs, CO and took people such as Teddy Roosevelt (pictured) on hunting excursions. 11:01 AM 23 Mar 2019
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Turns out my bio dad isn't my bio dad. Mom swears it's him, but a paternity test and DNA test say otherwise. We all knew she was moonlighting at a bar. It's okay though. He was a major asshole anyways
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post During & after WW2, our family stopped telling people we had German heritage. A BIG surprise for my Mom when she researched our family back in the 80s. Grandma & Grandpa were like, "oh yeah, forgot to tell you."
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post My mom was convinced dad was cheating because he started tolerating spicier food thus he must have a Mexican gf GIF
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post Being the family disappointment is a difficult job but someone's gotta step up & take one for the team
    Via Twitter
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    twitter post listening on the other handset, I once heard my mom admit to her BFF during a late night phone call that she wanted to cheat on my dad with a neighbor Terry the best blue eyes." She lost all my respect that day.
    Via Twitter

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