Sesame Street Conspiracy Theory Claims The Show's A Strategic Vehicle For Brainwashing

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mattstaff
Mar 29, 2019 2:00 PM EDT

This might be the most wild conspiracy theory I've read yet. Flat Earthers, step aside! We've got a new favorite, and it is the madness that is this Sesame Street Conspiracy Theory. 

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    Text - RamsesThe Pigeon 2.8h The show Sesame Street - known to millions as being a shining example of televised children's education has been, since its inception, a vehicle for brainwashing malleable minds and turning them toward a specific purpose. It's not something as mundane or straightforward as social indoctrination, though... and in order to see what's truly going on, we have to go all the way back to 1,500 BC The first-ever sundial, created by the ancient Egyptians, was calibrated to in
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    Text - This effect can be traced through the ages with relative ease: The ancient Zoroastrians believed in twelve deity-like figures, and the ancient Babylonians claimed that the heavens were split into twelve sections. The same number was later appropriated by the Jews, who stated that Jacob created twelve tribes of Israel... and that was later taken by the Christians, who said that Yeshua of Nazareth had twelve apostles. The Buddhists revere the number, convinced as they are that a human life
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    Text - Now, some people have argued that the number twelve shows up so often because of its unique mathematical properties: It's easily divisible - ratios like one third or one fourth result in whole numbers, for instance and counting in Base Twelve is actually remarkably efficient. Even taking those details into account, though, there are a number of seemingly arbitrary places that the number appears: 1. There are twelve inches in a foot. 2. There are twelve months in a year. 3. There are twelv
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    Text - The number shows up far too frequently to have each manifestation be a coincidence, almost as though some hidden organization is intentionally manufacturing situations in which to prompt its appearance... and one unavowed member of this clandestine group was none other than Jim Henson, the creator of both the Muppets and Sesame Street. He took careful steps to ensure that impressionable youngsters were subtly encouraged to think in Base Twelve, prompting the creation of such songs as "The
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    Text - Humanity was engineered by beings who came from twelve lightyears away, in the Tau Ceti system. These creatures our progenitors left us a clue in our physical forms, and quietly fostered a secret society that was obsessed with injecting the number into every aspect of our lives... and were you to see one of these extraterrestrial entities, you would recognize them immediately. If you were to unfurl and measure that notorious individual's nose, how long do you think it would be? TL;DR: The
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    "You would recognize them immediately...."

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