Ridiculous Story About A Whole Foods Customer Is Peak Privileged Problems

With all the anti-vaxxer morons running amok, this Imgur user shared a throwback story about a Whole Foods customer who had a terrible fear of lasers touching her food. That story inspired a quick Tumblr story about ANOTHER ridiculous Whole Foods customer, and how the team tasked with addressing their whiny request, managed to pull it off. 

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