Ridiculous Story About A Whole Foods Customer Is Peak Privileged Problems

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mattstaff
Mar 29, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

With all the anti-vaxxer morons running amok, this Imgur user shared a throwback story about a Whole Foods customer who had a terrible fear of lasers touching her food. That story inspired a quick Tumblr story about ANOTHER ridiculous Whole Foods customer, and how the team tasked with addressing their whiny request, managed to pull it off. 

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    Text - Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes Amazing overheard at Whole Foods. "Um, I need to read the numbers on the barcode aloud to you. I don't want any lasers touching my food."
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    Text - theintumetexplorer laser-free diet. y'all need to hear about gerb gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber) when we were leaming about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supemarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis fimly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radi
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    Text - and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives. one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn't paying attention. now this supemarket had a rewards program for its
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