A Highly Amusing List Of The Best And Worst Insults Ever

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mattstaff
Apr 8, 2019 10:00 AM EDT

These might be the very best or undeniably worst insults we've ever seen. One things for sure, and that is that you should try these out on the people you hold most dearest in life. It's basically a list to make as many friends as possible. 

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  • 01
    best insults - Text - #1 I don't care what people say about you. You're alright. #2 I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. #3 I'm not saying you're fat, but it looks like you were poured into your clothes and forgot to say "when". #4 I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you. #5 Your family tree must be a circle.
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    best insults - Text - #6 You couldn't pour the water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. #Y You're not pretty enough to be this stupid. # 8 Everyone who's ever loved you was wrong. #9 Somewhere out there a tree is working very hard to replace the oxygen you consume. Now go apologize to it. #10 You do realize that people just tolerate you?
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    best insults - Text - #11 Do you get invited to many parties? #12 Ive been called worse things by better people. #13 You're as much. use as a chocolate teapot. #14 Well I would agree with you but then we'd. both be wrong. #15 Yo momma's so fat, they use the Dark Portal as her summoning stone.
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    best insults - Text - # 16 You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense. #17 bout you when you're not around. #18 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted. your time on earth. #19 I bet you like your steak well done. #20 I do desire that we may be better strangers.
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    best insults - Text - #21 I love how you state the obvious with such a sense of discovery. #22 Looking at you, it's pretty clear that Darwin was right. #23 You have the subtlety of a brick and the depth of a shot glass. #24 I sometimes wonder who ties your shoes for you in the morning #25 You're not worth the dirt to bury you in.
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    best insults - Text - #26 You make a lot of noise for someone who says nothing. #27 Your mother should've swallowed you. #28 Jesus loves you, I don't have to. #29 You're not worth the dynamite it'd take to blow youto hell. #30 Don't contaminate the gene pool with your worthless seed.
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    best insults - Text - #31 Wow, you've really lived up to your potential. #32 Okay now try again. but this time use your big boy/girl words. #33 Them: "I feel sorry for you" Me: "I don't think about you at all" #34 You should try eating some makeup so at least you can be pretty on the inside. #85 Ah, so you're the reason we have warning labels on everything.
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    best insults - Text - #36 Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. #37 I would love to insult you but I afraid I won't do as well as nature did. #38 It must be difficult for you, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. #39 Go polish your crocs. #40 I wasn't insulting you.. I was describing you.
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