Dad's Strongly Worded Response To The Lavish Peloton Bike Goes Viral

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    Text - Clare O'Connor Follow @Clare_OC I told my mother I was considering buying a Peloton and...received this email minutes later from my father, who I should really start enlisting if I need to drag someone.
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    Text - I had heard of the Peloton, and concluded that like the use of cocaine, it's another way of God saying people have too much money It is a ridiculous amount of money for such a basic concept as riding a stationary bike. You can ride a bike you own for as long as you want and cut the inevitable boredom factor by listening to podcasts or watching tv or clips of waves on sand. The idea of looking at a screen while some cycling pro broadcasts encouragement is preposterous. I would implore you
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    Text - t330 Jaye Wells @jayewells Apr 10 6.1K Replying to @Clare_OC It takes a special sort of something to invoke both God and Marxism as reasons not to buy something.
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    Text - t 155 4.8K Rebecca Andruszka @rebecca_and Apr 10 Replying to@Clare_OC @Nicole_Cliffe "After-tax income" is the daddest phrase to ever dad in the history of dad's.
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    Text - N Garrett C t133 3,5K @NuAngel Apr 10 Replying to @Clare_OC @mattsingley Putting one of these in my yard tonight: | Clare's Dad 2020
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    Text - t 215 3.0K It's Not Ken @KennyEarlz 23h Dear Clare is your father available for remote consultations on various purchase decisions? Perhaps on a monthly retainer?
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    Text - t90 3.6K Jason Smisko @jsmisko Apr 10 Replying to @Clare_OC I need your dad to email me as I head to Target each week.
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    Text - t24 1.6K Jennifer Glass @jennyglassctb Apr 10 Replying to@Clare_OC . I've been so jealous of my sisters for being able to afford and have space for a peloton. When the jealousy starts to overcome, I will refer to this. Tell your dad, thanks for me!
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    Text - Clare O'Connor t10 556 @Clare_OC Apr 10 Replying to @howells Ha!! Trust me, we are not on the Peloton payroll. But I wouldn't say no to a bike...!!
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    Oh please...

    Text - t 160 4.4K Peloton @onepeloton Apr 11 Replying to @Clare_OC We would hire your dad for extreme motivational content tbh

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