Just 22 Of The Funniest British Tweets We Have Read on #VeryBritishProblems

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    Text - VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Follow "How's your day going?" "Not too bad" - Translations: 1. Surprisingly okay so far 2. Worst day of my life 3. Spectacularly 4. It's exceedingly unremarkable 5. I feel nothing 3:09 AM - 16 Apr 2019 5,412 Retweets 19,825 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish Lunch: -Salad -Diet drink -Piece of fruit -Large chocolate egg 3:05 AM - 18 Apr 2019 551 Retweets 3,117 Likes
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    Product - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish It's suspiciously sunny 4:39 AM - 29 Mar 2019 2,974 Retweets 13,346 Likes ate dak
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J Follow @SoVeryBritish The British Person Laughter Chart Time spent laughing because something was funny |Time spent just laughing politely
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J Follow @SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Sorry? Brit 2: Sorry? 1: thought you said something? 2: I don't think so? 1: Oh, sorry! 2: Sorry! *Both laugh for hours* 12:07 PM 8 Apr 2019 3,928 Retweets 25,628 Likes
  • 06
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish Feeling very disappointed with yourself for saying "Happy Friday!" in a work email 2:15 AM - 12 Apr 2019 475 Retweets 3,935 Likes
  • 07
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish More three-word horror stories: Jumped the queue You'll be fine Just a trim How are you? A quick word Out of milk Might be fun Rail replacement bus Have a dance Back to Brussels Contact customer support View current balance Meet and greet You look well
  • 08
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish "What's this idiot doing? Is he letting me in? He's letting me in... thank you. Oh god, I need to be in that lane... Right..." (There's nobody else in the car with you) 3:33 AM - 8 Mar 2019 1,427 Retweets 10,204 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J@SoVeryBritish Follow Brit 1: Hello, how are you? Brit 2: Good thanks, you? Brit 1: Not bad, thanks, you? *Brit 1 immediately realises what they've done, dies a bit inside* 7:24 AM 11 Apr 2019 2,809 Retweets 18,288 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish Being so determined to sit in the lovely warm sunshine that you completely disregard how cold you are 7:27 AM 10 Apr 2019 Gem4 1,943 Retweets 11,836 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J Follow @SoVeryBritish "Oh I'd love to but I can't" - Translation: I don't want to so I won't 8:53 AM -5 Apr 2019 4,447 Retweets 17,435 Likes Checklido
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories Today: Brisk walk That'll sort it 2:17 AM 26 Dec 2018 9,753 Retweets 42,713 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritish Problems Follow @SoVeryBritish "Do you mind if I put the news on?" "Yes. Yes I do. In fact let's never put it on ever again." 4:05 AM - 2 Apr 2019 GaNRATON 3,748 Retweets 17,613 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish This is at least a 12-tea Monday, maybe even more 7:15 AM - 7 Jan 2019 2,129 Retweets 9,948 Likes
  • 15
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish "What are you doing today?" "This" "You're just lying down" II "Correct" 4:47 AM 10 Mar 2019 3,863 Retweets 15,797 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems MO @SoVeryBritish Follow Hearing a rumour that "it's meant to brighten up later" and spreading the news to everyone you meet 3:54 AM 14 Apr 2019 1,293 Retweets 7,984 Likes
  • 17
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish -Sunday evening- Brain: "Back to school tomorrow and you haven't done your homework" You: "I'm an adult" Brain: "Let's worry about it anyway" 11:44 AM 24 Mar 2019 3,531 Retweets 19,670 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J Follow @SoVeryBritish Questions Brits love to ask: Raining where you are? Shall we just do it another time? How's that dog of yours? Who you flying with? Тea? Good drive? Are you having one? Is it bank holiday tomorrow? Did you have a good night in the end? Heard the news? Does it come with chips? 3:03 АМ - 3 Мar 2019 4,655 Retweets 21,565 Likes >
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish We must find the person who invented Monday and give them a damn good talking to 1:07 PM 17 Feb 2019 2,519 Retweets 12,112 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems J Follow @SoVeryBritish How to make someone say "you off?" 1. Slap hands onto knees 2. Say "right" 12:23 PM - 8 Jan 2019 7,766 Retweets 37,303 Likes
  • 21
    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish The best meal in the world: Sandwiches 4:07 AM 21 Mar 2019 898 Retweets 6,400 Likes
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    Text - VeryBritishProblems Follow @SoVeryBritish Honest office answer: "Ooh, your lunch smells nice, what is it?" "Please leave me in peace" 5:49 AM 20 Mar 2019 1,566 Retweets 8,824 Likes >

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