Stupid Lunch Thief Gets Blindsided By His Coworker's Sinfully Sweet Revenge

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mattstaff
Apr 22, 2019 4:00 PM EDT

Revenge is a drink best served as (sinfully) sweet tea. If you're going to steal your coworker's tea or food from the break room, you'd best be ready for karma and/or revenge to come back around to collect. In this case, the strategic revenge is oh so satisfying. A job well done! 

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    Text - If a coworker is stealing your food and you address the problem by putting something in it that makes the thief sick can you be prosecuted for that? What if you put your name on it and leave a "DO NOT EAT" note?
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    Text - Guairdean Beatha Updated Sun Many years ago (Early 70's) my Dad came home complaining that someone was drinking the iced sweettea (yes, in the South it's one word) he took for lunch. He'd get ready to eat and half would be gone. He didn't know if they were using a cup or drinking straight from the thermos, and considering the group he worked with he wasn't going to take any risks. This left him with only water for lunch. This happened several times and he finally decided to do
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    Text - something about it. He went to the pharmacy and asked for the strongest laxative they had. The pharmacist asked why he wanted one that strong and my Dad explained the situation. The pharmacist, an older gentleman that had been running the store most of his life, told my Dad that it was a bad idea since it could cause dehydration and other problems. Instead, he handed my Dad a bottle labeled "Essence of Peppermint" and told him to use the entire bottle in the thermos. He also told my Dad t
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    Text - if anyone asked what was in the tea to just say "Don't worry about it". This was truthful, he said that drinking the entire bottle would only settle your stomach if you had indigestion, and nothing more. The next day, he took the "spiked" tea to work. Sure enough, at lunch he found the spiked tea had be tapped again. He recapped it, remarked that he'd soon know who took the tea, and finished his lunch. A few minutes later a co-worker came to him holding
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    Text - his stomach demanding to know what was in the tea. He just said "Don't worry about it" Shortly after that, the co-worker left work sick. Soon, his wife called and asked my Dad what was in the tea, her husband was moaning that he was in pain and had been poisoned. My Dad told her what was in it, and told her to call the pharmacist and verify that it was harmless. She was laughing too hard to even say goodbye as she hung up the phone 73k views View Upvoters View Sharers Upvote 1.7k Share OO
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