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Incredible Listing for the Gaudiest House You've Ever Seen

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    Tree - 5:43 LTE redfin.com Back Sign Up 1 of 30 311 Towhee Dr Buda, TX 78610 $435,000 4 2 3,091 Price Beds Baths Sq. Ft. X-Out Favorite Share Towhee Dr Next available tour: Schedule Tour Tomorrow at 9:00 AM Leisur

    "A friend shared this listing with me and let me tell you, it's a wild ride. Simple home. What could go wrong? Seems pretty normal."

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    Text - 5:43 LTE redfin.com $424,740 Redfin Estimate Property Type House, Residential 0.68 Acres Lot Size Year Built 1985 $141 Price/Square Foot $21/month HOA Dues See More Facts About This Home Large 4 Br/2 Ba Ranch style home in Leisurewoods. Kitchen and walls painted custom by owner. Detached converted garage, detached office, pool, green room. Large living room/den, and formal dining plus breakfast nook. Furniture is negotiable. Huge lot with mature trees. Historical Texans burial plot in fro

    "Let's read more shall we? Ranch style. Custom painted cabinets. Large rooms. Nice nice. Dead Texans in the front yard, wait what? Do you hear the faint moans of long dead cowboys on dark winter nights? Not so sure about this anymore. Let's look inside!"

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    Living room

    "Oh. Dear. God. Remember that negotiable furniture? There it is. BUT clear it out and maybe we can work with this room"

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    Room

    "Oh....the eyesores continue."

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    Property

    "What a spacious kitchen! Oh look! There's those custom painted cabinets!"

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    Property

    "More cabinets!"

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    Property

    "So incredibly busy."

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    Property

    "Honestly I do admire the dedication and talent of the owner to paint this (because Lord knows I can't come close) but on the cabinets?"

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    Bedroom

    "That cow ottoman is out of place in this floral graveyard."

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    Property

    "More painted cabinets! At least it's a uniform pattern!So everyone should be able to do whatever the hell they want to their house, BUT I hope these people realize that resale is not going to be easy. (Heck, we've got a purple walled bedroom in our house that I know we will have to repaint when we sell). This is a very eclectic style that is attractive to a select few."

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