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20 Women That Made Us Laugh On Twitter Last Week (April 29, 2019)

Every week we bring you the funniest tweets we saw from women, so you won't miss all the fun. Enjoy!

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  • twitter post Being into weed culture now is like being really into Advil
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  • twitter post A REAL CONVERSATION I HEARD BETWEEN TWO GROWN MEN AT TIRES PLUS: Man #1: *getting ready to pay* Is it a swipey swipe Man #2: No it's a chippy chip
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  • twitter post Vaccinate your goddamned Aidens and Coopers and Olivias and Ellas
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  • twitter post why is my skin breaking out? is it because of my poor diet or the fact that i barely drink water and have a terrible sleep schedule???? no,,, that can't be it,must be the face wash i'm using
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  • twitter post Look all I'm saying is there's we're going to get pockets in every dress with a male president.
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  • twitter post Telling people "I don't want kids": "You'll change your mind one day" -"When you meet the right person..." "You don't understand, you're not a parent" Telling people "My bloodline ends with me" -Dramatic -Your bloodline feels sacred and mystical -Vaguely threatening
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  • twitter post mass incarceration is a form of voter suppression
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  • twitter post going to rock bottom do you guys need anything
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  • twitter post A lunchable is a charcuterie plate
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  • twitter post Bourne Identity Sequel Ideas: Bourne Identity 6: Bourne To Be Wild Bourne Identity 7: Bourne Free Bourne Identity 8: Bourne To Be Alive Bourne Identity 9: Bourne To Run
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  • twitter post Age 17: I can't wait to travel the world! Age 37: Feeling kind of adventurous. Might go to the "good" grocery store 10 miles away.
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  • twitter post But is anyone really confident with the way they say "Worcestershire sauce"?
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  • twitter post i miss being 12. all i did was talk back and download every computer virus known to man
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  • twitter post Happy Shakespeare Day. My favourite of his works is 10 Things I Hate About You.
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  • twitter post This is, and I cannot stress this enough, a dentist's office Be fearless in the pursuit of so what sets your soul on fire picture of building
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  • twitter post Welcome to adulthood. You now have strong opinions on mattresses.
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  • twitter post Newly divorced dads get twitter accounts and comment shit like "you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still my EXWIFE" under Raisin Bran ads
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  • twitter post People don't throw their computers out of the window like they used to
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  • twitter post Doctor: show me where it hurts Geoff: *points to name tag*
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  • twitter post Nobody: Me being dramatic for no reason two pictures of a little girl crying
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