The "Hibernator" Breakfast at Bear Grills is Determined to Put You to Sleep

This is the complete Hibernator breakfast, featuring: Four fried eggs, a four-egg cheese omelet, sausages, bacon, toast, waffles, fried bread, black pudding, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, hash brown patties, AND WHY NOT ALSO FRENCH FRIES.

So far, no one has finished the breakfast in one sitting.