Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: The Hemingwrite

Working on the next great American novel, or trying to cash on the lucrative One Direction fan fiction market, but distracted by all those crazy Internets?

Well worry no more, because now you can focus with the Hemingwrite.

This simple device is dubbed "the Kindle of writing composition." It consists of a mechanical keyboard and E Ink screen that lets you type distraction-free and backup your work to the cloud, syncing with apps like Evernote and Google Docs.

All you need now is a nice mojito and a bull fight.