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I Got 99 Birthday Memes But A Beach Aint One

Steaming pile of fresh birthday memes put on your doorstep and lit on fire, before ding dong ditching you. 

As we all gather to honor this special day, the day that dad "forgot" to put on a condom, we thank our parents for their forethought and for bringing you into this incredible world. 

If You Thought Your Birthday Was Special, Lets Turn it Up a Notch

Did you know? 

A man once asked his wife what she wanted for their anniversary. "Anything with diamonds will do dear" she said. So she got a pack of playing cards.

Birthdays can be some of the most unforgettable nights out with your friends. They can also be colossal disappointments that will leave people in tears. Either way they are a recipe for memories that you will be reminded of awkwardly decades from now in a random unrelated conversation with the same friends who got you into the mess in the first place. 

Full Disclosure: We don't have 99 memes here. But its getting there. If you can get through this list in one setting, satiate yourselves with some of our hilarious birthday memes and check back soon, before you know it this list will reach its lofty goals. But I was truthful about the beach, there is not a single one to be found.

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