8 Times AskReddit Answers Left Us Surprised

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    Text The world now runs on video game logic, what's the first thing you do? Discussion 268 441 Share BEST COMMENTS WillOnlyGoUp 5h Look at my stats to find out wtf is wrong with me t 281 Reply
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    Text I'm not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic at a music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a portable generator stadium light. So he's 20 feet in the air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun screaming "I'm a moth go into the flame". We had several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down without killing him or us. The entir
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    Text Technically, there's always a chance everyone could simultaneously fall over and crack their heads open tomorrow, causing the extinction of the human race. Mindblowing 18,6k Share Award 633 BEST COMMENTS vamsi266 5h This is how the dinosaurs became extinct. Don't believe that asteroid theory! 2,0k Reply
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    Text NSFW What's your dirty little secret? Discussion 1Share t 109 175 BEST COMMENTS PM ME_UR_VAGINA_VIDS 45m My ex told me to drug her and do with her what I wanted... So I drugged her and played video games all night with friends. She still thinks I fucked her multiple times that night. Not my thing. But she wouldn't stop pestering me about it. +1 Reply
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    Text Men of reddit, what are your craziest sexual fantasies? NSFW t552 1.1k Share BEST COMMENTS redfricker 10h Man, I just want to be loved. Reply 2.5k >
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    Text What's your dirty little secret? Discussion Share tVote 1 BEST COMMENTS SimilarMixture 1h I secretly watch my friends streams and support him without him knowing by using a different account, he gets very few viewers so I talk to him throughout the stream to keep his spirits up 6 Reply
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    Text What gives you butterflies every single time, no matter how many times you experience it? t29 70 Share BEST COMMENTS justshtmypnts 3h Buying caterpillars.
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    Text Lollipops are so fucking weird, you flavor your own spit then drink it Mindblowing Share 2.6k 110 Award BEST COMMENTS 8h BoatsMyGoats Listen here buddy you come at us with this shit today I was having a good day and then I read this, fuck you Reply 764


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