The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:

Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.

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