If it Were Up to This Man, Montana Would Be Free of Yoga Pants

David Moore, a Montana state senator, introduced a bill to broaden the state's indecent exposure law to include "any n^pple exposure, including men’s, and any garment that 'gives the appearance or simulates' a person’s buttocks, genitals, pelvic area or female n^pple." Moore admitted that "tight-fitting beige clothing" could fall into this category, and added that "yoga pants should be illegal in public anyway."
Really, Senator Moore? You can pry them off my cold, dead, butt, then get charged as an accessory to indecent exposure.
(h/t Daily Kos)

Like what you see? Follow our WhatsApp channel for more.

Advertisement

fashion-fail-if-it-were-up-to-this-man-montana-would-be-free-of-yoga-pants

via Daily Kos

Tags

poorly dressed yoga pants g rated

Also From Poorly Dressed

I Don't Think This is an Officially Sanctioned Betty White Product

I Don't Think This is an Officially Sanctioned Betty White Product

Trending Now

Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’

Entitled neighbor refuses to move their car from resident's driveway, resident blocks them with their own vehicle before leaving for the weekend: ‘You're lucky I didn't call a tow truck’

Update: Parents ask 30-year-old to donate $15,000 that she didn't know she had to her 22-year-old brother for his schooling: 'I’d turned down opportunities because no help was available. I just wish I’d known'

Update: Parents ask 30-year-old to donate $15,000 that she didn't know she had to her 22-year-old brother for his schooling: 'I’d turned down opportunities because no help was available. I just wish I’d known'

‘I never said I was taking his shift’: Entitled coworker assumes fellow employee will take his shift without receiving confirmation, then sneakily tells boss they found shift coverage

‘I never said I was taking his shift’: Entitled coworker assumes fellow employee will take his shift without receiving confirmation, then sneakily tells boss they found shift coverage

Boss bans phones in the workplace, employee complies until boss needs to reach her urgently: 'I wasn’t about to get written [up] for breaking a policy she just finished enforcing'

Boss bans phones in the workplace, employee complies until boss needs to reach her urgently: 'I wasn’t about to get written [up] for breaking a policy she just finished enforcing'

18-year-old worker told not to come in at all if she's late for work, turns around and goes home: 'Instead of rushing in, I turned around and went home'

18-year-old worker told not to come in at all if she's late for work, turns around and goes home: 'Instead of rushing in, I turned around and went home'

Neighbor complains resident is taking over their yard, leading resident to resurvey the properties, discovers entitled neighbor built their house too close to the property line: ‘Their whole house might be torn down’

Neighbor complains resident is taking over their yard, leading resident to resurvey the properties, discovers entitled neighbor built their house too close to the property line: ‘Their whole house might be torn down’