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27 Unapologetically Bad (Good) Puns to Bring out the Dad in You

Feed your inner dad this these absolutely awful (terrific) puns and jokes. You'll thank (blame) us later for all the fun (agony) you had viewing this cornucopia of father-level dad humor. Because there's not much better than being right about something stupid and technically correct. Sometimes you gotta get technical about things. 


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    picture of brick building news Morgue employee cremated by mistake while taking a nap. BREAKING NEIWS UPDATE FUNERAL HOME INVESTIGATION BEAING NWS UPDATE I guess two people got fired that day.
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    Text - Someone told me if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea. All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
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    picture of doctor and patient I'm going to have to draw blood Thanks for waiting
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    twitter @arcadeseals me: i'm terrified of random letters therapist: you are? me: [screams] therapist: oh i see me: [screaming intensifies]
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    Text If you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan If you do watcha series entirely you are not a true fan You are only a true fan if you: are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades spin around really fast nerdywithadashofawesome i got so mad then laughed so hard 480,228 notes
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    deer standing under awning of building while it rains I GUESS THEY'RE NOT RAIN-DEER Just one goat
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    Text -I joined a Group with Erectile Dysfunction. It was a flop and nobody came.
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    Text - me: i'm terrified of the vertical axis therapist: why? me: [screams] 16:54 21 May 19 Twitter Web App 6,698 Retweets 30.5K Likes
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    Text - Why it called is Boob sweat And not Humidititties?
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    I was fired from my job at the sperm bank forsaying "Get a load of this guy" everytime someone walked in
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    Text - Discovered our office cleaning lady is smoking weed. She's a high maintenance woman. 7/0
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    twitter post selfie son and mother 69 today!! Love ya Mum Texas Toon @Texas_Toon IREALLY hope it's her birthday...
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    New GARNIER Ultimate Blends HAND RESTORING CREAM Maybe this will work? man with cream on wrist stump where hand has been amputated
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    sign saying DUCKS HAVE FEATHERS TO COVER THEIR BUTT QUACKS
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    Pliers in a packet saying Patent Pending Brevet en Instance Patente Pendiente Beadalon MULTIPLIERS TM ALL-IN-ONE CHAIN NOSE & ROUND NOSE PLIERS PINCES A BEC ROND ET PINCES À CHAINE TOUT EN UN PINZAS MEDIACANA DE PUNTA REDONDA Y PINZAS MEDIACANA CURVAS TODO EN UNO BBeadalon ecause two head re better than one Deux têtes valent mieux qu'une! Dos cabezas valen más que una!
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    car half submerged in pond KIA no car just pond NOKIA
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    picture spaghetti with toy cars and banana Spaghetti Carbanana Never text me again Delivered
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    3d model of molecules broken I was in chemistry class when my water broke
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    picture of man alone and two sylvester stallones together SYLVESTER STALLONE FLAUN ph JN planet hollyw lgwood MB SYLVESTER STOGETHER
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    twitter [Argument at family dinner] Wife: "Whispers to me* Don't start taking sides this time. Me: Why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* They're too busy yelling to notice.
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    keanu reeves and blonde actor Bruh do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back?
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    paint stripper with dollar bills under them This was at Home Depot. I just love that kind of humor. Klean Strip Klean Strip Kiean Strip SM SipperStrippe PREMIUM pper Stripper STONGEST PASTE 15 METWT $6 58 Kiean Strip Boiled Linseed Oil tEAEIs
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    man holding three beer bottles next to each other I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE Two Fingers inCider BUSCH
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    Text - I wanted to make a fishing joke. But none of them were reel-ly good Jokey McJokeface
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    sign on wall saying VIAGRA SHIPMENT STOLEN COPS LOOKING FOR GANG OF HARDENED CRIMINALS Valv
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    Comics boy in bedroom monster energy drink under bed- DAD! THERE IS A MONSTER UNDER MY BED! @MemesAfterAHardDay 1NSTE CNERGY
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    woman on couch and man drawing fish Honey, can you draw me a bath? Okay erst k terstor
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